Gasman wrote:Tell it now and I will read it when I return from the chiropractor. I might need a laugh then!

FragnaticDeath wrote:lol petrol strike now thats funny
I remember a woman I knew in paliometoxo she use to take the car to visit her friend. Her house was only 37 meters away.

cyprusgrump wrote:Gregory wrote:frogeye wrote:Donkey hire is the way to go
Are you available? How much can you lift?
Have I told you all my Doors joke...?

Svetlana wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Gregory wrote:frogeye wrote:Donkey hire is the way to go
Are you available? How much can you lift?
Have I told you all my Doors joke...?
Man goes into a CD shop and asks if there is anything by the Doors.
'Yes' says the assistant, 'a fire extinguisher and a coat stand'.


eleni wrote:News has just said there will be petrol strikes tomorrow....... already queue's at the pump

Gasman wrote:Oh well, look on the bright side - it's given them something to gloat about on CY44. I kid you not - they are pathetically joyous about the new of the petrol 'crisis' in the south lol!

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