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Doctor, doctor...

Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:38 am

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
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Postby brother » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:42 am

:shock: No more bad jokes please this early in the day.
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:53 am

Old but still gold!

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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:54 am

Blimey, approval from Pete... :shocked:
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Postby Marina2005 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:56 am

I really dont know what to think about you Moosey, some of these jokes are bloody terrible and some are brilliant!!!!

Can you get Mrs Moosey to filter through them for you..............PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:59 am

Marina2005 wrote:I really dont know what to think about you Moosey, some of these jokes are bloody terrible and some are brilliant!!!!

Can you get Mrs Moosey to filter through them for you..............PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


I've got to balance brilliance with tragedy Marina mou... otherwise 2fan will capture my status as worst joke teller on the forum... it's a fine art to be so bad.
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:04 am

cannedmoose wrote:
Marina2005 wrote:I really dont know what to think about you Moosey, some of these jokes are bloody terrible and some are brilliant!!!!

Can you get Mrs Moosey to filter through them for you..............PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


I've got to balance brilliance with tragedy Marina mou... otherwise 2fan will capture my status as worst joke teller on the forum... it's a fine art to be so bad.


True, true.
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Postby Marina2005 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:21 am

I've got to balance brilliance with tragedy Marina mou... otherwise 2fan will capture my status as worst joke teller on the forum... it's a fine art to be so bad.


You've already got the wooden spoon trophy, how many more you aiming for? :wink:
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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:40 am

I'm aiming for a heaving trophy cabinet... along with my Forum's Biggest Stirrer Award and my awards for World's Most Mediocre Lover 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004. :lol:
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Postby Marina2005 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:44 am

cannedmoose wrote:I'm aiming for a heaving trophy cabinet... along with my Forum's Biggest Stirrer Award and my awards for World's Most Mediocre Lover 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004. :lol:


Explain the WORLDS MOST MEDIOCRE LOVER 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004 please??
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