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Firming up

Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:25 pm

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,

"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."
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Postby Marina2005 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:35 pm

LOL Nice one Moosey :lol: :lol:
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Postby brother » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: out of 10
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Postby demetriou_74 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:09 pm

good for moose
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:19 am

Moose may finally have seen the light.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: out of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby city » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:14 pm

:D :D :D
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Postby Liza » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:02 pm

:shock: If she was that active they wouldn't have needed firming up! :lol:
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Postby dms007 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:44 pm

liza has a point (?)
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Postby petethegreek » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:56 pm

Liza wrote::shock: If she was that active they wouldn't have needed firming up! :lol:


I think its about time u posted a joke Liza.

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Postby Liza » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:06 pm

Only when I've got a good one Pete, but now you've mentioned it I'll be on the hunt :wink:
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