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[kafenes]

Calories Burned During Sex:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................... 8 Calories
With one hand ..................................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.................................. 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.......................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary...........................................12 Calories
69 lying down......................................78 Calories
69 standing up...................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2..,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.............................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are:
20-29 years.......................................36 Calories
30-39 years........................................80 Calories
40-49 years......................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly...........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door............5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door........8,211 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

These results may vary.....

[EricSeans]

Very good, Kafenes. I'll bet every bloke looking at the "getting wood" section checks out his own age category.

[miltiades]

No wonder I'm putting on weight !!

[Oracle]

Do you have the figures from the female's calorie-burning perspective?

I want to know if I can eat an extra Mars Bar today

[kafenes]

Do you have the figures from the female's calorie-burning perspective?

I want to know if I can eat an extra Mars Bar today

What figures from the female's calorie-burning perspective. Can't you see the male is doing all the work?


Give that Mars bar to your man. He needs it!

[EricSeans]

I was once asked if I ever smoked after sex. I had to reply: "I've never looked."

[Oracle]

There's no smoke without fire!