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[larnacaman]

LITTLE RALPHY....

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?��

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'




LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the f...... difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'





LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate..'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'

Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'




LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR




One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher.. She then called on little Michael.

'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully..'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f....... beautiful!''




LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'

Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own f...... business.





I LOVE this Little RALPHY!!!!! ...lol!!!

[cyprusgrump]

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[larnacaman]

cyprusgrump,

Do you really think people have the time, (as you obviously have) to go look to see though 60 pages of posts if the joke your thinking of posting already exists ??

If anything it may be a good idea to resurrect some of these old jokes, they can be a darn site better than the newer one's here!!!

[kafenes]

cyprusgrump,

Do you really think people have the time, (as you obviously have) to go look to see though 60 pages of posts if the joke your thinking of posting already exists ??

If anything it may be a good idea to resurrect some of these old jokes, they can be a darn site better than the newer one's here!!!

He doesn't have to go through them all. He just has a brilliant memory.

[larnacaman]

Pity he doesn't put it to better use then ... lol!!!!

[apc2010]

Pity he doesn't put it to better use then ... lol!!!!

He refuese to have a battle of wits ............. with an unarmed person ,,...

[larnacaman]

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Battle of wits?????>

[apc2010]

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Battle of wits?????>

What does your wife dip in her tea ?????????????????

her moustache........................

[larnacaman]

Are YOU on something???? Speaky the English!!!!

[apc2010]

Are YOU on something???? Speaky the English!!!!

I give up with clever jokes now .............. ie do you thik whiteboards are remarkable????????????