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A few YFred Jokes

Postby YFred » Mon May 31, 2010 1:25 am

What is a woman?



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Postby YFred » Mon May 31, 2010 1:22 pm

Just a few more for our resident females. One question I do have though is why are they called Fe-males. Why cant they have their own phrase to describe themselves.

Why you should never argue with a woman.

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Why half of them never reach an orgasm, too many button to press and man can't figure out which ones never mind what combination.

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And this one why you should never go shopping with your wife.

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Postby apc2010 » Mon May 31, 2010 1:24 pm

Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......
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Postby YFred » Mon May 31, 2010 1:26 pm

apc2010 wrote:Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......

Nooooo, it must be a little funny. Don't be a spoil sport.
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Postby SpartanGamer » Mon May 31, 2010 1:34 pm

YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......

Nooooo, it must be a little funny. Don't be a spoil sport.


Not all of us hate women... and there are some women on this forum and hopefully you might get banned for being sexist :lol:
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Postby apc2010 » Mon May 31, 2010 1:36 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:
YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......

Nooooo, it must be a little funny. Don't be a spoil sport.


Not all of us hate women... and there are some women on this forum and hopefully you might get banned for being sexist :lol:


when they finish making lunch ......
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Postby YFred » Mon May 31, 2010 1:38 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:
YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......

Nooooo, it must be a little funny. Don't be a spoil sport.


Not all of us hate women... and there are some women on this forum and hopefully you might get banned for being sexist :lol:

Who said anything about hating women or being sexist. All my eighteen wives get the same respectful service every night without fail at least once each.

You 300ers have no sense of humour. I though you guys were gays,no?
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Postby YFred » Mon May 31, 2010 1:39 pm

apc2010 wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:
YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......

Nooooo, it must be a little funny. Don't be a spoil sport.


Not all of us hate women... and there are some women on this forum and hopefully you might get banned for being sexist :lol:


when they finish making lunch ......

APCmui that was a sexist remark. Delete it immediately. You hear.
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Postby YFred » Mon May 31, 2010 1:43 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:
YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......

Nooooo, it must be a little funny. Don't be a spoil sport.


Not all of us hate women... and there are some women on this forum and hopefully you might get banned for being sexist :lol:

If you don't start behaving in a civilized manner, I will have to ban the forum from my Pc till I have something relevant to say again.

Next time stop attacking me so I don't have to come back to defend myself re gumarellaghi.
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Postby SpartanGamer » Mon May 31, 2010 2:06 pm

YFred wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:
YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:Can this go in general chat ????? seriously not funny......

Nooooo, it must be a little funny. Don't be a spoil sport.


Not all of us hate women... and there are some women on this forum and hopefully you might get banned for being sexist :lol:

If you don't start behaving in a civilized manner, I will have to ban the forum from my Pc till I have something relevant to say again.

Next time stop attacking me so I don't have to come back to defend myself re gumarellaghi.


I might stop attacking you when you give us back our land :lol:

also what does 're gumarellaghi' mean? if it's an insult, shame on you. if it's a compliment, shame on me!

You 300ers have no sense of humour. I though you guys were gays,no?
thats when 'yo momma' signed up

ps. yeah the photos are quite funny :D
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