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Food Glorious Food

Postby davidp » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:33 pm

Two guys were lost in the desert and had run low on food and water,
as they crawled up yet another sand dune one said to the other 'Can you smell bacon'?

The other said 'Yes I think so'!

They crawled as fast as they could to the summit of the dune and looked down. To their amazement they could see a tree, instead of leaves there were glistening rashers of bacon festooning the trees branches.

The stronger of the two said 'Wait here' I'll go make sure its not a mirage'

With that he started running downhill towards the tree.

He was halfway down the dune when bullets started whizzing around him, he shouted to his friend ' TAKE COVER, IT'S NOT A BACON TREE; IT'S AN AMBUSH'
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Postby brother » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:42 pm

AArrrggghhhhhh...that was terrible better luck next time :wink:
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Postby davidp » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:50 pm

It's better to try and fail than never to have tried at all
:) :) :)
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Postby brother » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:55 pm

Absolutely my friend :wink:
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Postby petethegreek » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:33 pm

Yes, but if ur gonna fail then fail in stye!

Boy did u fail in big style!

Try again.
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Postby 2fan » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:15 am

petethegreek wrote:Yes, but if ur gonna fail then fail in stye!

Boy did u fail in big style!

Try again.


Like I said before Pete. Your retorts are funnier than your jokes. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Marina2005 » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:41 am

Dont listen to them davidp, it was n't THAT bad!! :wink:
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Postby petethegreek » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:12 pm

Marina2005 wrote:Dont listen to them davidp, it was n't THAT bad!! :wink:


Marina. It was bad.

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Postby Marina2005 » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:56 pm

Marina. It was bad.


Come on Pete, it did n't even bring a tiny smile to your face?
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Postby petethegreek » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:21 pm

Marina2005 wrote:
Marina. It was bad.


Come on Pete, it did n't even bring a tiny smile to your face?


Er, no.
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