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I can't bear it!

Postby devil » Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:26 pm

Frank got a new rifle for his b-day. He decided that he wanted to go bear hunting in Alaska with it.

Frank made it to Alaska and soon went hunting. He saw this huge brown bear in the distance, he drew his rifle up and shot the bear. Right after shooting the bear he felt a tap at his sholder, It was this Huge Black bear that said, Frank you have two choices here...either you can let me kill you for killing my friend or let me have sex with you. Frank thought about and decided to let the bear have his way with him. Frank came back home all tore up from the bear and recovered. During that time he decided that he would go back to Alaska to get revenge on that Black bear.

Frank returned to Alaska and found that very same black bear that had his way with him. He shot him and then all of a sudden he feels a taping at his sholder again. This time is a Kodak bear. The Kodak bear tells frank, well you have two options, have sex with me or let me tear you piece to piece. Well Frank, valuing his life, lets the bear have his way with him. Humiluated, frank returns home to nurse his wounds and swears to have revenge on that Kodak bear.

4 Months later Frank is in Alaska again. He spots the very same Kodak bear in the woods and shots him dead. Yet again he has a tap on his sholder, this time is a Polar Bear. The Polar says...Frank you dont come here for the hunting do you?
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Postby brother » Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby city » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:14 pm

:D :D :D
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Postby 2fan » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

However, its a KODIAK bear not Kodak. :wink:
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:29 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby devil » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:03 am

2fan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

However, its a KODIAK bear not Kodak. :wink:

Until you photograph it :)

I know, but I just cut'n'pasted it; do you think I have time to edit jokes?
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