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[denizaksulu]

Brilliant !!!, I would NEVER have thought of that but do you think the authorities would allow such a thing in Girne ?.

Ahem..... WHERE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, an 'ILLEGAL' Knocking Shop. Is that better?

[Schnauzer]

Knob Shop............ ...........

Actually the idea of also selling doorknobs did not occur to me, thank you bill, you have given me some 'Food for Thought' although I am now stuck with finding a name suitable for the TWO products.

Perhaps members might be able to think of something.

[bill cobbett]

Brilliant !!!, I would NEVER have thought of that but do you think the authorities would allow such a thing in Girne ?.

Ahem..... WHERE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, an 'ILLEGAL' Knocking Shop. Is that better?

Sorry not good enough... might be happy with...

An Illegal Unlicensed Pseudo-Knocking-Shop In Occupied Kyrenia also known Illegally as Girne

(might need a signwriter with long arms)

[denizaksulu]

Knob Shop............ ...........

Actually the idea of also selling doorknobs did not occur to me, thank you bill, you have given me some 'Food for Thought' although I am now stuck with finding a name suitable for the TWO products.

Perhaps members might be able to think of something.

I have thought of something............GOODNIGHT ALL. OS has given me a head ache.

[denizaksulu]

Brilliant !!!, I would NEVER have thought of that but do you think the authorities would allow such a thing in Girne ?.

Ahem..... WHERE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, an 'ILLEGAL' Knocking Shop. Is that better?

Sorry not good enough... might be happy with...

An Illegal Unlicensed Pseudo-Knocking-Shop In Occupied Kyrenia also known Illegally as Girne

(might need a signwriter with long arms)

Girne sounds more Cypriot than Kyrenia.

[Schnauzer]

Brilliant !!!, I would NEVER have thought of that but do you think the authorities would allow such a thing in Girne ?.

Ahem..... WHERE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry bill, I obviously HAVE to use the name the authorities insist on calling the place, I cannot rock the boat until I have the shop up and running but we all KNOW the real name of the location.

[bill cobbett]

Brilliant !!!, I would NEVER have thought of that but do you think the authorities would allow such a thing in Girne ?.

Ahem..... WHERE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, an 'ILLEGAL' Knocking Shop. Is that better?

Sorry not good enough... might be happy with...

An Illegal Unlicensed Pseudo-Knocking-Shop In Occupied Kyrenia also known Illegally as Girne

(might need a signwriter with long arms)

Girne sounds more Cypriot than Kyrenia.

Cos we spell it wrong. As any self-respecting Gerynioti will know it's... really pronounced Jereenia.

[DANGAMAN]

How about

knocked up

knock us up

The No bell shop

No(m) bell

knock knock

knockers (similar to hooters)

just call it Hooters

[Schnauzer]

How about

knocked up

knock us up

The No bell shop

No(m) bell

knock knock

knockers (similar to hooters)

just call it Hooters

Some good suggestions DANGAMAN, only problem is that another chap wants to open up part of the shop selling 'Ladies Underwear' and now I am really stuck for a name.

I will be selling doorknobs as well as the door knockers, I really don't know what to call the place.

Must dash off, taking a short break (about one week) see you all later.

[denizaksulu]

Brilliant !!!, I would NEVER have thought of that but do you think the authorities would allow such a thing in Girne ?.

Ahem..... WHERE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, an 'ILLEGAL' Knocking Shop. Is that better?

Sorry not good enough... might be happy with...

An Illegal Unlicensed Pseudo-Knocking-Shop In Occupied Kyrenia also known Illegally as Girne

(might need a signwriter with long arms)

Girne sounds more Cypriot than Kyrenia.

Cos we spell it wrong. As any self-respecting Gerynioti will know it's... really pronounced Jereenia.

A bit like Gerolemou and Jerolemou.................Its all Jerry Lewis' fault.