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Socrates

Postby cannedmoose » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:21 pm

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance. The acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"
"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to say to me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and...."
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not.
"Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"
"No, on the contrary...."
"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?"
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued. "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really...."
"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"
The man was defeated and ashamed. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why he never found out that Plato was banging his wife.
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Postby brother » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby 2fan » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:22 pm

Another good-en.

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Postby city » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:25 pm

:D :D :D :D
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Postby BirKibrisli » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:25 pm

While they were preparing his hemlock (poison) Socrates was busy learning a new tune on his wooden flute.Someone asked him what was the point of learning a new tune when death was so near."Oh,but I can now say I've learned to play that tune before I died,"came the reply. 8)
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