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Postby bsharpish » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:35 am

I stress - a cypriot friend told me this joke today ( cheers pambo :) :) :) )- I've added a little "artistic licence"

An old , sun wrinkled farmer is leading his donkey home after a hard day in the fields when all of a sudden the bush he is passing bursts into flame and the voice of god booms out -

"My son .... you have toiled honestly for all of your life, raised a fine family and been a good god fearing man all your life- the least I can do is grant you 1 wish"

The Farmer thinks fast and answers..... "god I wish the troodos mountains were made of solid gold"

God answers " my son .... while this is possible- it is a materialistic demand which, although I am infinite and all powerfull will require an enormous amount of effort does not reflect your own life and will only lead to lazy children and decadence for your cypriot brothers - can you not think of something more worthy"

The Farmer's brow furrows and after an hour he responds -

" God of us all - I wish that Cyprus became 1 country of brothers, living under 1 flag in unity, peace happiness and harmony"

God answers - " would you like those mountains with a diamond snowcap ?? "


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Got anymore..... preferably non partisan jokes ??
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Postby Oracle » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:28 am

Fuck! You Brits are just so darn good at telling us how it is!
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Postby bsharpish » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:46 am

I can't claim any glory...... I only added the burning bush and "tidied up" the language... I swear its the words of "Pambos the wise" :D :D :D :D who, unrelatedly, is quite worried for his 2 serving sons..... both nice lads
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