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[Oracle]

Thanks to the Turk-inspired disappearance of our adversarial and belligerent ex-TC community, who held ~50% of the power in government, we are going to finally have the chance to establish a whole-island, Democratic-led RoC (better late than never ).

However, the new (major) minority community are the Brits. Welcome!

Post-solution, would they like to take over the role of TCs as (unfairly) sharing 50% of power; or, are they made of greater moral fibre and happy to vote as individuals, in a true democracy, much like back home in good 'ole UK?

[RichardB]

No way

we are going to organise a Peace Operation to save our brothers in the Greater Pafos/ Peyia Region.

Bill C is going to be our leader and after 9 years we will declare our UDI, be ostracised by the international community and only be recognised by the UK Govt who will immediately dispatch another 80000 troops to defend us from the Cypriot barbarians.

Having then realised we cannot maintain our 28% of the Island we will populate it with a further 100,000 chavs from inner city areas and give them BRWC ( British Republic of Western Cyprus) citizenship.

On the other hand we may just continue moaning about the treatment of dogs and lamenting the tipping of rubbish in the countryside

[Get Real!]

I vote for Thatcher!

Is she dead yet?

[RichardB]

I vote for Thatcher!

Is she dead yet?

Not yet...

Shes just come out of hospital after a bout of the flu.

Shouldn't be long now though

[Oracle]

No way

we are going to organise a Peace Operation to save our brothers in the Greater Pafos/ Peyia Region.

Bill C is going to be our leader and after 9 years we will declare our UDI, be ostracised by the international community and only be recognised by the UK Govt who will immediately dispatch another 80000 troops to defend us from the Cypriot barbarians.

Having then realised we cannot maintain our 28% of the Island we will populate it with a further 100,000 chavs from inner city areas and give them BRWC ( British Republic of Western Cyprus) citizenship.

On the other hand we may just continue moaning about the treatment of dogs and lamenting the tipping of rubbish in the countryside

Erm, rapidly changing demographics mean that "Paphos" is now the USSRP or "Union of Soviet Socialist Republic of Paphos".

[bsharpish]

I intend to seize costa's kiosk and his tomato fields

I shall then produce tomato sauce flavoured " english delight"

Leverage the business..... do some irregular stock trading and start a conglomerate called dolly deck

But seriously ............ democracy should be blind ( and often is !!) to ethnicity or religion

1 citizen = 1 vote

serious mode <off>.......... this of course excludes ginger,freckly,scottish chelsea fans

[Get Real!]

No way

we are going to organise a Peace Operation to save our brothers in the Greater Pafos/ Peyia Region.

Bill C is going to be our leader and after 9 years we will declare our UDI, be ostracised by the international community and only be recognised by the UK Govt who will immediately dispatch another 80000 troops to defend us from the Cypriot barbarians.

Having then realised we cannot maintain our 28% of the Island we will populate it with a further 100,000 chavs from inner city areas and give them BRWC ( British Republic of Western Cyprus) citizenship.

On the other hand we may just continue moaning about the treatment of dogs and lamenting the tipping of rubbish in the countryside

Erm, rapidly changing demographics mean that "Paphos" is now the USSRP or "Union of Soviet Socialist Republic of Paphos".

With Lana campaigning for one of the seats…

[RichardB]

No way

we are going to organise a Peace Operation to save our brothers in the Greater Pafos/ Peyia Region.

Bill C is going to be our leader and after 9 years we will declare our UDI, be ostracised by the international community and only be recognised by the UK Govt who will immediately dispatch another 80000 troops to defend us from the Cypriot barbarians.

Having then realised we cannot maintain our 28% of the Island we will populate it with a further 100,000 chavs from inner city areas and give them BRWC ( British Republic of Western Cyprus) citizenship.

On the other hand we may just continue moaning about the treatment of dogs and lamenting the tipping of rubbish in the countryside

Erm, rapidly changing demographics mean that "Paphos" is now the USSRP or "Union of Soviet Socialist Republic of Paphos".

Our siberian brothers and sisters will be welcomed into the bosom of our new enlightened democracy.

[Get Real!]

I vote for Thatcher!

Is she dead yet?

Not yet...

Shes just come out of hospital after a bout of the flu.

Shouldn't be long now though

I wonder what her dentures would fetch at Christie’s…

[bsharpish]

Around me its only scandanavians buying ..... I'm considering bringing a container of pickled herring and akavit and make a killing