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Postby Sotos » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:55 pm

Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Q. How can you tell a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.

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Postby BirKibrisli » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:26 am

Sotos,I liked your jokes.
But it is true that jokes are funny because they are either sexist,racist,ageist,or against someone's strong beliefs. Here is one with apologies to the Irish nation:

Q:How did the Irish water polo team lose at the Athens Oympics?

A:Their horses drowned.

Sorry. :lol:
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Postby Sotos » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:16 am

But it is true that jokes are funny because they are either sexist,racist,ageist,or against someone's strong beliefs

Not all of them :wink: There are "good" jokes also
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Postby Fred@Codies » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:24 pm

Q - How do you make a hormone?
A - Dont pay her.
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Postby Sotos » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:44 pm

Q - How do you make a hormone?
A - Dont pay her.


I don't get it :?
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Postby Fred@Codies » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:14 pm

Hormone - A substance that is made by one part of the body but affects another part of the body, usually travelling in the bloodstream. (A chemical message)

Whore moan - A person who sells her body for sex that moans!
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