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Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

Postby MGCN » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:35 pm

kimon07 wrote:Have you heard the one about the three candidates (German, English and Greek) to be the first astronauts to be send to the moon?

The Committee asks a German candidate why he wants to go and how much he wants.

The German says he wants to do it for the glory of the fatherland and wants 1MUS$ for his family in case he doesn't return.
The English man wants to do it for the Queen and asks for 2MUS$ (one for the family and one for income tax).
The Greek asks for 3MUS$. When asked why so much he says:

Well, 1M for me, 1M for you honorable gentlemen of the Committee and we give the other 1M to the German to go.

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