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Postby Sotos » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:46 am

Cat Theorem:
A cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
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Postby Sotos » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:51 am

How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?
1. A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2. An inclined plane is a slope up.
3. A slow pup is a lazy dog.
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Postby Mills Chapman » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:49 am

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Postby nasos007 » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:10 am

good one sotos!

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There once was a number named pi
Who frequently liked to get high.
All he did every day
Was sit in his room and play
With his imaginary friend named i.

There once was a number named e
Who took way too much LSD.
She thought she was great.
But that fact we must debate;
We know she wasn't greater than 3.

There once was a log named Lynn
Whose life was devoted to sin.
She came from a tree
Whose base was shaped like an e.
She's the most natural log I've seen.
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Postby nasos007 » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:15 am

BREAKING NEWS

New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a high school mathematics teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator. According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. It was later discovered that he taught the students to solve their problem with the help of radicals!
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Postby garbitsch » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:42 am

lol nasos :D
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Postby Sotos » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:15 am

nasos007 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a high school mathematics teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator. According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. It was later discovered that he taught the students to solve their problem with the help of radicals!


This is one of the best !! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby serhan477 » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:30 am

0/0 is uncertain because of that:)
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