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by **Schnauzer** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:19 pm

Sorry folks, I have just had a few drinks and (being a little on the Irish side) got the story arse about face, it should have been:-

A 'Jewish Gent' was at a bus stop in Stoke Newington when a 'West Indian Gent' asked:

"Hey, what time is de nex' bus due man?".

To which the 'Jewish Gent' replied:-

"I don't know you Black Bastard!", now THAT'S a 'Racist Remark' (or is it?). :wink:

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:57 pm

Yesterday I heard myself say to my son, I don't care who you marry so long as they don't smoke.

What does that make me?

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:59 pm

DrCyprus wrote:
Get Real! wrote:We’re all racists… get over it!

Would you rather your daughter marry a foreigner or one of your own?

I’m sure you’d all rather one of your own for the obvious perfectly logical reasons which just so happen to be… racist!

I think one of the big racists in the forum is GiG. She even performed a DNA analysis to make sure she had the right haplogroups and now comes here happily parading herself as 98% European as though it's some kind of achievement or accomplishment.

I'd rather be a racist than a stupid twit like you!

Since when was "European" a race?

My DNA analysis showed I wasn't a carrier for BRCA1 or 2 - maggot.

by **Cap** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:59 pm

And if he brings home a Tourkala?

by **Flying Horse** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:00 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Yesterday I heard myself say to my son, I don't care who you marry so long as they don't smoke.

What does that make me?

Right

A mother always knows best :wink:

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:01 pm

Cap wrote:And if he brings home a Tourkala?

Seriously, the main thing that bothered me was that he didn't marry someone who smoked. I even begged him not to go out with anyone who smoked. Have lost too many friends and relatives to cancer.

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:02 pm

Flying Horse wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Yesterday I heard myself say to my son, I don't care who you marry so long as they don't smoke.

What does that make me?

Right

A mother always knows best

Lovely!

Hello sweetie. xx

by **Get Real!** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:18 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Yesterday I heard myself say to my son, I don't care who you marry so long as they don't smoke.

What does that make me?

A prejudiced anti-smoking fascist!

Next question please…

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:23 pm

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Yesterday I heard myself say to my son, I don't care who you marry so long as they don't smoke.

What does that make me?

A prejudiced anti-smoking fascist!

Next question please…

I wish I was more successful as a fascist. I miss my brother and he was as pig-headed as you.

by **Get Real!** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:28 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Yesterday I heard myself say to my son, I don't care who you marry so long as they don't smoke.

What does that make me?

A prejudiced anti-smoking fascist!

Next question please…

I wish I was more successful as a fascist. I miss my brother and he was as pig-headed as you.

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