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[GreekIslandGirl]

Well, the Peyia-Pats have been counting down the days for months now! So I can see them spilling out of their white air-conditioned villas straight into Marks and Sparks .... oh hang on, they're moaning now that it doesn't have a food section (yet).

[BTW - Have decided to boycott M&S (and Waitrose for that matter) until they stop selling stuff made in Turkey that can be made better, nearer home in Europe - basically Greece and Cyprus. Glad to report one of my fave manufacturers has now switched over to supplying beautiful clothes made in Greece. They have a high regard for ethical producers. ]

[Paphitis]

Yes lots of moaning and groaning from Peyia and Polis because there is no KFC!

[GreekIslandGirl]

Hmm ... why would they drive further into Paphos for a KFC? Oh yeah, it's only the idiot farting false facts again.

Anyway, the panic is on again as Jumbo's hasn't stocked Christmas Crackers ... and, oh my goodness, it must be nearly the end of November!

[Paphitis]

Oh dear! I'm the idiot farting when you were saying the Peyia Pats would drive into Pafos for a stupid food court. You did say you stop over to pick up some KFC once, so I just thought I would keep the stupidity up.

Stop your moaning, and have some some chook! Oh wait. You're a vegetarian!

In that case, have some lamb instead!

[GreekIslandGirl]

Another example of 'native aussie' comprehension skills.

Good use for your pilot's license, you can take stupidity levels sky high!

[Paphitis]

Moan moan moan moan...Moan...

Don't worry about my pilot skills dear. My career path has taught me to look after my dietary intake and I was spoiled with good food from a young age since Paphitis Snr was a Chef.

He would cringe at KFC!

[GreekIslandGirl]

Yes, but clearly you're craving some finger-licking chicken since you're the one who brought it up!

[Paphitis]

Nope! No way! It makes me feel sick.

My old man taught me well. There are 2 Kitchens at my place with everything you can imagine. It is my domain, and wifey knows it. Every ingredient you can think of for Mediterranean and Asian cuisine. Anything you can imagine and more and I love to entertain special guests only.

You should see my wife. With her diet she is still ripped and sexy, like a model even after twins.

[GreekIslandGirl]

I wish you and your wife nothing but good health and happiness and your children many siblings.

[Paphitis]

Erm thanks! I was expecting you to call me stupid again.

Likewise, I wish the same to you and yours.

You would be welcome for a nice quiet dinner one day. I would be the one wearing the apron and waiting on everyone believe it or not.

Wife is too dangerous around food!