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[GreekIslandGirl]

... I'm allergic to Viagra, so having researched I have discovered something, TOP SECRET, that is far more potent than Viagra.

Oh dear. .... I think I detect the prelude to another thread in the "PLONKER" series ...

[miltiades]

I think we will stick to this thread, after all it is educational to those that are diabetics or predisposed to the condition.

As for my substitute to viagra, well its a closely guarded secret which can only be revealed to those in an intimate ...interaction !!

[GreekIslandGirl]

Discretion is the better part of valour.

[miltiades]

Here is another ...tip !! Old age is only for those that want to be old, try convincing your inner clock that you are 10 years younger and in time the clock will backtrack and give you an extra 10 years. This coming Friday I shall be ...58

Also, take a tip from an old timer, my other third asked me to get rid of my grey hair, so I dyed it ...red !!

[Pyrpolizer]

Get yourself one of these too Milti, you will get a lot of other 3rds for a ride and maybe some hmmm..... rides

[Paphitis]

Oh gawd! That Mazda is so gay!

[miltiades]

I drive an old Jag, only done 63,000 miles, drives like a new car
My son has two cars, one is a Lumbo , as he calls it, a load of crap, cant even sit my dog in it !!