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I love blonde women. Smarter than we think

Postby Leonidas » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:14 pm

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to
take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"


( You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!!
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Postby Mills Chapman » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:20 pm

I thought she was going to say, "I'm going to screw in the lightbulb." :)
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Postby Leonidas » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:19 am

Well she is a bit smarter than that.
She was taking the day off LOL
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