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[Lordo]

The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car.
Who's driving? The police."

[kurupetos]

No, Platini.

[Lordo]

The president of Fifa, Sepp Blatter, has come under more criticism about goal-line technology, this time from his wife.

She said, "It doesn't surprise me, I've been asking him for years whether it was in or not."

[Lordo]

I've just been sacked from my job at the EA Sports technical help hotline.

Apparently, when someone rings in and says, "My FIFA is corrupt," it is not appropriate to ask if they have, "tried bunging it another tenner?"

[Lordo]

The world's newest country was formed today.

South Sudan has already gone ahead of Scotland in the Fifa world rankings.

[Lordo]

I'm still struggling to comprehend how England failed to get the 2018 World Cup. From what I can see, FIFA has opted to go with Russia, a country with freezing cold, shit weather, and Qatar, a country with a large Muslim population.

England has both of those things so you can understand my confusion.

[Lordo]

Fifa president Sepp Blatter claims corruption allegations surrounding the Qatar 2022 World Cup bid are motivated by racism.

That's typical of that cheese eating Swiss bastard.