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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Garavnoss » Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:39 pm

It would appear that the "IS" have invented a new game which they demonstrate whenever they have occasion to lob the poofters from the rooftops of the highest buildings [which are left standing] in their newly occupied territories.

They have found that by giving the poofters a "Twist" as they are lobbed off, they are able to generate the semblance of the most extraordinary "Olympic style dives" and one particular poofter managed a quadruple somersault with two twists on the way down.

All the "Dives" will be available on "You-tube" shortly [providing the censors allow them].

If "IS" could only take control of the "Houses of Parliament" [and given time they might] can you imagine the spectacle of seeing the majority of British politicians performing their acrobatic moves as they plunge earthward from the pinnacles of "Wren's Masterpiece" to the paving below ?. :lol:
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Garavnoss » Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:35 pm

Tim Drayton wrote:One Arab cartoonist’s view of DAESH:

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"Daesh, you're understanding the religion wrong."


The significance of the cartoon is lost upon you if you consider your "Caption" to be appropriate.

As a sign of contempt for America, the "Faithful" turn their arse toward it and in some Muslim households, [particularly in the UK] the toilets [wherever possible] are installed and positioned with precisely that contemptuous gesture in mind.

IS would expect ALL their troops to adhere strictly to this principle whenever they perform their daily rituals, [Male or Female].

Just a small piece of information which might amuse. 8)
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Garavnoss » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:44 am

I think everyone [who has any admiration for the "Yanks"] should check on the direction of their toilet pans, it would be an advantage to them [when IS take control] if they can show that their arses face westward when they go for a dump,. could be a life-saver !. :lol:
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Paphitis » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:50 am

Garavnoss wrote:I think everyone [who has any admiration for the "Yanks"] should check on the direction of their toilet pans, it would be an advantage to them [when IS take control] if they can show that their arses face westward when they go for a dump,. could be a life-saver !. :lol:


It would better suit the DAESH apologists who would be facing EAST towards Mecca!

So you better make sure your toilet is correctly aligned! 8)
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Tim Drayton » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:52 am

Garavnoss wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:One Arab cartoonist’s view of DAESH:

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"Daesh, you're understanding the religion wrong."


The significance of the cartoon is lost upon (sic) you ...


No, the significance of the cartoon is lost on you. All of the other worshipers are shown to be facing Mecca, apart from the Daesh thug who is portrayed to be showing his disrespect towards Mecca in the manner you have explained.
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Paphitis » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:53 am

Tim Drayton wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:One Arab cartoonist’s view of DAESH:

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"Daesh, you're understanding the religion wrong."


The significance of the cartoon is lost upon (sic) you ...


No, the significance of the cartoon is lost on you. All of the other worshipers are shown to be facing Mecca, apart from the Daesh thug who is portrayed to be showing his disrespect towards Mecca in the manner you have explained.


I hope he doesn't fart! :shock:
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Tim Drayton » Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:03 pm

Garavnoss wrote:I think everyone [who has any admiration for the "Yanks"] should check on the direction of their toilet pans, it would be an advantage to them [when IS take control] if they can show that their arses face westward when they go for a dump,. could be a life-saver !. :lol:


It is clear that Daesh is already starting to disintegrate, and if you are in Raqqa, I wish I could propose a life-saver for you and the other foreign 'useful idiots' in the ranks of Daesh there once the anti-Daesh resistance takes over. I do not foresee a very bright future for you, and cannot suggest any live-saver at all, I am afraid.
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Garavnoss » Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:04 pm

Tim Drayton wrote:
Garavnoss wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:One Arab cartoonist’s view of DAESH:

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"Daesh, you're understanding the religion wrong."


The significance of the cartoon is lost upon (sic) you ...


No, the significance of the cartoon is lost on you. All of the other worshipers are shown to be facing Mecca, apart from the Daesh thug who is portrayed to be showing his disrespect towards Mecca in the manner you have explained.


The "Picture" clearly illustrates that the only worshipper facing an Easterly direction is the IS warrior.

ALL the others [probably "Yanks" judging by the look of the one mouthing the words] have their arses turned Easterly and the whole scenario depicts an offence to Mecca, just another piece of subtle propaganda designed to antagonize the faithful.

Unless you are suggesting that the "Artist" does not know the difference between East and West. 8)
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Tim Drayton » Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:03 pm

If you read the speech in the bubble, you will understand that the artist is showing that the Daesh thug is looking the wrong way.
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Re: Sling 'em orf.

Postby Garavnoss » Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:14 pm

Tim Drayton wrote:If you read the speech in the bubble, you will understand that the artist is showing that the Daesh thug is looking the wrong way.


NOT according to the pure translation of it. 8)
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