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Postby Garavnoss » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:24 am

Our "Canine Friends" seem to be blessed with an extraordinarily keen sense of smell and are put to good use in detecting such illegal activities as "Drug Smuggling" and numerous other unsavoury practises, they are [when trained] totally reliable as "Guide Dogs" and it is little wonder that they are regarded as "Man's Best Friend" and our affinity with Dogs is something we should preserve.

Dogs have yet another attribute which has only recently been discovered, a positive "Sixth Sense" which is currently being scrutinised by leading experts in the fields of the "Paranormal", it would appear that Dogs possess the ability to identify "Human Traits" and are being used quite effectively in determining the innermost thoughts of their human "Targets".

In effect, certain Dogs react quite noticeably when confronted by those with criminal dispositions and this ability is of particular use in the field of "Child Protection"..., it would seem that Dogs are quite prone to bite "Paedophiles" and other disgusting individuals.

Many a "Homosexual" has received a good "Bite in the Arse" over the last few months [records recently released] and there is evidence to support the theory that some "Paedophiles" have also been bitten quite severely in recent times.

We live in most interesting times and, [on a lighter note] I have noticed that a former member "Schnauzer" has been mentioned a few times and I did a little research on his past history, it would seem that HE TOO was subjected to a certain amount of abuse [courtesy of our resident spokesperson for all things politic] and HE was apt to "Bite" the arse of his antagonist.

I wonder if HE [like the Dogs under the spotlight] knew something which we do not. 8)
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Postby Garavnoss » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:41 am

News has just come in that one of the more advanced Dogs [sent to Istanbul last week] has been returned to the UK for some dental surgery, it would appear that he has worn his teeth out already and is to be fitted with "High-Tech, Stainless Steel" dentures. 8)
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:00 pm

Since I am a STUD not a dog - Though I am a supporter of under-dogs - I really wonder who this thinly veiled bit of trolling is about this time...

Otherwise no verifiable sources cited concerning the alleged proclivity of dogs to bite Homosexuals, a trait shared with a genuine dog, a Schnauzer no less, a species of dog well known for humping anything and everything, irrespective of gender or species...

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(I have only visited Istanbul once and that was three years or so ago.....I can also say all of my teeth are my own.. ,)
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Postby Garavnoss » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:30 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:Since I am a STUD not a dog - Though I am a supporter of under-dogs - I really wonder who this thinly veiled bit of trolling is about this time...

Otherwise no verifiable sources cited concerning the alleged proclivity of dogs to bite Homosexuals, a trait shared with a genuine dog, a Schnauzer no less, a species of dog well known for humping anything and everything, irrespective of gender or species...

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(I have only visited Istanbul once and that was three years or so ago.....I can also say all of my teeth are my own.. ,)



I suspect "Schnauzers" are equally able to recognize "Human Traits" [though I am NOT an expert] and readily accept that the breed may be notoriously prone to "Hump" [as you put it] but again {I am NO expert on canine behaviour].

However, if you are correct in your assumption [and I do not doubt you] I would have to suggest that, IF the "Schnauzer" enjoys a good "Hump", then providing his other activities fit the criteria required of him, his "Humping" habits should be indulged as a reward.

As to your visit to "Istanbul", perhaps the smell of Kebabs [or other odours] dulled your senses somewhat.., a little re-training might be in order under those circumstances, the facilities for such re-training abound in such regions as "Brighton". :lol:
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:35 pm

My senses have not been dulled by my short visit "to the City", as I did not enjoy a kebab in Istanbul, at least not a doner or sis, but a Tandir, not too far from St Sophia,,, As to the smell of Kebabs, indeed other odours, this is just as prevalent here in Limassol as in Istanbul, if not more so, bearing in mind the proclivities of my neighbours to perform the ritual of barbecue in the summer, and of some them to empty their piss-pit into the street...

Otherwise seehttp://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus43356-20.html

where you said

I think the "Leg Humping" bit might force me to admit "The game is up !"


as I then said

This topic however does seem to display that its origination is something of a "stalker", with the admission by Garavnoss that they are deliberately trawling through old messages, ( where research of this sort is one characteristic of stalker,) - which research is then used to send targeted messages (again possible a trait of stalker) and where his particular focus on Milti can be dated back to Garavanoss' first posts (at least under this ID) in November 2014.


So what has changed ?

....The difference between you and Milti is that you are just slightly more subtle with delivering your calculated insults dressed up as speculation and innuendo

BTW I have a Bridge to Sell you - to live Under -
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Postby Cap » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:10 pm

Garavnoss wrote:Our "Canine Friends" seem to be blessed with an extraordinarily keen sense of smell and are put to good use in detecting such illegal activities as "Drug Smuggling" and numerous other unsavoury practises, they are [when trained] totally reliable as "Guide Dogs" and it is little wonder that they are regarded as "Man's Best Friend" and our affinity with Dogs is something we should preserve.

Dogs have yet another attribute which has only recently been discovered, a positive "Sixth Sense" which is currently being scrutinised by leading experts in the fields of the "Paranormal", it would appear that Dogs possess the ability to identify "Human Traits" and are being used quite effectively in determining the innermost thoughts of their human "Targets".

In effect, certain Dogs react quite noticeably when confronted by those with criminal dispositions and this ability is of particular use in the field of "Child Protection"..., it would seem that Dogs are quite prone to bite "Paedophiles" and other disgusting individuals.

Many a "Homosexual" has received a good "Bite in the Arse" over the last few months [records recently released] and there is evidence to support the theory that some "Paedophiles" have also been bitten quite severely in recent times.

We live in most interesting times and, [on a lighter note] I have noticed that a former member "Schnauzer" has been mentioned a few times and I did a little research on his past history, it would seem that HE TOO was subjected to a certain amount of abuse [courtesy of our resident spokesperson for all things politic] and HE was apt to "Bite" the arse of his antagonist.

I wonder if HE [like the Dogs under the spotlight] knew something which we do not. 8)


Erm... You're a champion advocate of Islam right?

You do realize dogs are impure in your religion right?
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Postby miltiades » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:16 pm

Erm... You're a champion advocate of Islam right?

You do realize dogs are impure in your religion right?[/quote]
And ...PIGS :lol: :lol:
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Re: DOGS !.

Postby supporttheunderdog » Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:56 pm

Garavnoss wrote:Dogs have yet another attribute which has only recently been discovered, a positive "Sixth Sense" which is currently being scrutinised by leading experts in the fields of the "Paranormal", it would appear that Dogs possess the ability to identify "Human Traits" and are being used quite effectively in determining the innermost thoughts of their human "Targets".

In effect, certain Dogs react quite noticeably when confronted by those with criminal dispositions and this ability is of particular use in the field of "Child Protection"..., it would seem that Dogs are quite prone to bite "Paedophiles" and other disgusting individuals.

Many a "Homosexual" has received a good "Bite in the Arse" over the last few months [records recently released] and there is evidence to support the theory that some "Paedophiles" have also been bitten quite severely in recent times.


If were a Dog (which is not admitted) I think I had you sussed way back, and if were a dog, would not my reaction to you suggest that you are of a criminal disposition, possibly a homosexual to be bitten on the Bum, indeed from the way you have been stalking Milti I wonder if you are secretly in love with him.
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