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I got NO clue what to call this one. My last one for 2005.

Postby Leonidas » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:08 am

Three men were exploring a south part of a desert. Just then, three native women and one man (their chief), kidnapped them and brought them to his torturing chamber.

The chief said to the first one, "What is your job?"

He said, "I'm a fireman."

The chief said, "His penis... BURN IT OFF!" So they did and let the first one go.

The chief said to the second one, "What is your job?"

He said, "I'm a policeman." The chief said, "His penis... SHOOT IT OFF!" So they did and let him go, too.

Then he said to the third one "What is your job?"

The third one laughed and said, "I'm a lollipop salesman!" :lol:
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Postby Mills Chapman » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:52 am

You got me to laugh on this one. :)
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Postby Leonidas » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:53 am

Mills Chapman wrote:You got me to laugh on this one. :)

Glad you did Mills
I am not sure if everyone gets these.
I ll keep plugging :)
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Postby GIz33k0 » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:15 pm

lol i got it , funny stuff :)
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Postby stuff » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:39 pm

lololooooool
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Postby Leonidas » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:52 pm

stuff wrote:lololooooool


:lol:
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Postby The Italian » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:25 pm

i like this very funny
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Postby Agios Amvrosios » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:03 am

2/10

"I am not sure if everyone gets these. "

are you trying to say these jokes are too witty? LOL
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Postby stuff » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:49 pm

Agios Amvrosios wrote:2/10

"I am not sure if everyone gets these. "

are you trying to say these jokes are too witty? LOL



yeah..as a typical coffee shop philosopher u may find it easy stupid ..you know what ? ı uderstand you .lol
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Postby Leonidas » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:02 pm

stuff wrote:
yeah..as a typical coffee shop philosopher u may find it easy stupid ..you know what ? ı uderstand you .lol


As long as you understand it Stuff I m happy :D

As far as Ayios? Anything I would say here, he would have some kind of a comeback. So I m ignoring him.
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