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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:04 am

Tim Drayton wrote:It's a simple question, isn't it? Do you have a PhD?

BA in Electronics Engineering and a PhD in Computer Science.

Tim Drayton wrote:Or, indeed, do you hold a prestigious research post at one of the world's leading universities? Have you conducted and published groundbreaking research that has revolutionised a basic branch of science? Indeed, do you have any published works to your name at all?

Off the top of my head… I’m one of a handful of inventors on the planet of unique sorting algorithms (4rth fastest in the world at the time of release), and (2) inventor of a unique encryption/decryption algorithm, (3) the author of dozens of full blown commercial quality software packages that competed head to head with entire teams of programmers including the Symantec corporation, and indeed the most prolific software author/publisher of Australia throughout the 90s including a full blown RDBMS.

So by appointment only… you may now kiss my arse! :)
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby B25 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:20 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now what Tim????

GR, Just a thought, you are all those things and you still have a mortgage???
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Tim Drayton » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:28 am

Get Real! wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:It's a simple question, isn't it? Do you have a PhD?

BA in Electronics Engineering and a PhD in Computer Science.

Tim Drayton wrote:Or, indeed, do you hold a prestigious research post at one of the world's leading universities? Have you conducted and published groundbreaking research that has revolutionised a basic branch of science? Indeed, do you have any published works to your name at all?

Off the top of my head… I’m one of a handful of inventors on the planet of unique sorting algorithms (4rth fastest in the world at the time of release), and (2) inventor of a unique encryption/decryption algorithm, (3) the author of dozens of full blown commercial quality software packages that competed head to head with entire teams of programmers including the Symantec corporation, and indeed the most prolific software author/publisher of Australia throughout the 90s including a full blown RDBMS.

So by appointment only… you may now kiss my arse! :)


Very impressive. However, you do not hold a prestigious research post at one of the world's leading universities. Stephen Hawking does, so by your own criteria you are not in a position to evaluate him. He says there is no God. You therefore must accept this.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:32 am

B25 wrote:GR, Just a thought, you are all those things and you still have a mortgage???

Efata.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:38 am

Tim Drayton wrote:Very impressive. However, you do not hold a prestigious research post at one of the world's leading universities.

I don't want a prestigious research post as I don't function well in teams.

Tim Drayton wrote:Stephen Hawking does, so by your own criteria you are not in a position to evaluate him. He says there is no God. You therefore must accept this.

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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:39 am

Get Real! wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:It's a simple question, isn't it? Do you have a PhD?

BA in Electronics Engineering and a PhD in Computer Science.

Tim Drayton wrote:Or, indeed, do you hold a prestigious research post at one of the world's leading universities? Have you conducted and published groundbreaking research that has revolutionised a basic branch of science? Indeed, do you have any published works to your name at all?

Off the top of my head… I’m one of a handful of inventors on the planet of unique sorting algorithms (4rth fastest in the world at the time of release), and (2) inventor of a unique encryption/decryption algorithm, (3) the author of dozens of full blown commercial quality software packages that competed head to head with entire teams of programmers including the Symantec corporation, and indeed the most prolific software author/publisher of Australia throughout the 90s including a full blown RDBMS.

So by appointment only… you may now kiss my arse! :)

which uni did you get your ba and phd from gr?
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:43 am

B25 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Now what Tim????

GR, Just a thought, you are all those things and you still have a mortgage???

he has furqe all thats what he has. a person who has a phd in computer science and believes in god is full shit.
bullshit to be precise.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:48 am

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lol, made it myself!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:51 am

mistermax wrote:Image

lol, made it myself!

there is a sign god does not exist. gr was born. that is the sign. if there was, he would have been discarded for the shitbag that he is.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:52 am

Lordo wrote:which uni did you get your ba and phd from gr?

The university of life... 8)
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