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Postby supporttheunderdog » Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:42 pm

We are planning on taking our girlies for a bra fitting in the UK: I just wonder if they still use BSH or if that has been metricated....
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Re: metrication

Postby Sotos » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:33 pm

You have to take them to the UK to measure their breasts?? How hard is it really? I am sure they could do it themselves, and if they are too young to manage then it means their bra size would change soon anyways.
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Re: metrication

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:39 pm

This coming weekend I’ll be traveling to Limassol to measure Sotos’ breasts because he can’t find a Chrome app to reduce his gynecomastia, so maybe I can squeeze you in too!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: metrication

Postby Sotos » Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:19 pm

My chest is full muscle since I can bench press 100Kg and my body fat is currently under 12% :D For the last 7 months I am using an android app to count the calories and the nutrients of what I am eating. Maybe you can incorporate a crappy version of this app in your browser ;)
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Re: metrication

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:31 pm

Sotos wrote:My chest is full muscle since I can bench press 100Kg and my body fat is currently under 12% :D For the last 7 months I am using an android app to count the calories and the nutrients of what I am eating. Maybe you can incorporate a crappy version of this app in your browser ;)

That’s why I’m coming to measure those inflated breasts for the perfect bra fitting! :lol:
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Re: metrication

Postby supporttheunderdog » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:46 am

Get Real! wrote:This coming weekend I’ll be traveling to Limassol to measure Sotos’ breasts because he can’t find a Chrome app to reduce his gynecomastia, so maybe I can squeeze you in too!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I have been reading about the app he may be using

http://www.androidpolice.com/2011/03/17/wank-o-meter-for-android-yes-there-is-an-app-for-that-no-steve-jobs-would-most-definitely-not-accept-it-in-the-app-store-wtf-x100/ :o :o :o
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Re: metrication

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:03 am

You are a thoroughly disgusting poster and I hope you are no more abusive to those daughters than the fact you spread sensitive news about them on internet fora!
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Re: metrication

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 29, 2017 2:09 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:
Get Real! wrote:This coming weekend I’ll be traveling to Limassol to measure Sotos’ breasts because he can’t find a Chrome app to reduce his gynecomastia, so maybe I can squeeze you in too!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I have been reading about the app he may be using
http://www.androidpolice.com/2011/03/17/wank-o-meter-for-android-yes-there-is-an-app-for-that-no-steve-jobs-would-most-definitely-not-accept-it-in-the-app-store-wtf-x100/ :o :o :o

:lol: They should include this app in Chrome by default!
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Re: metrication

Postby kurupetos » Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:36 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:You are a thoroughly disgusting poster and I hope you are no more abusive to those daughters than the fact you spread sensitive news about them on internet fora!

He's a filthy dog...
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Re: metrication

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:34 pm

kurupetos wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:You are a thoroughly disgusting poster and I hope you are no more abusive to those daughters than the fact you spread sensitive news about them on internet fora!

He's a filthy dog...

I can measure your tits too Kurupet... what Kind of bras do you prefer? :?
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