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Fund a carpetbagger’s carpetbagging…

Postby Get Real! » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:07 pm

Fund a carpetbagger’s carpetbagging…

Pauline the carpetbagger needs your financial support to win back a house stolen from her by some Turks from some a pseudo bank, the land of which was in turn stolen from a native Cypriot in 1974.

I know it’s hard to get your head around the multiple piggybacked thefts that took place in this story, but Pauline is hoping that you’ll condemn everyone else involved including the original native Cypriot owner and just hand her the money because she’s a good criminal and not the bad type.

You see, some years ago Pauline saw fit to move to the illegally occupied territory of Cyprus and pay a sum of money to some pseudo-Turko-agency for a house she knew all too well would stand on land expropriated by the Turkish invasion/occupation from a native Cypriot refugee.

She had no qualms with that… I mean… who gives a shit if it’s going out at a bargain price? What is she, the United Nations? She can’t solve people’s problems and besides… the original native Cypriot owner is probably dead by now anyway so who cares!

Anyway, she went ahead with it all and at some stage things got sour which led to some pseudo-court proceedings and a pseudo-outcome found her on the streets. Eager to fight the pseudo-system back and to her shock and horror she discovered that she can’t sue a fictional puppet regime because nobody recognizes it!

Oh shit... so now she wants to take Turkey (the criminal country that props up the puppet state) to... wait for it... the ECHR!!! :shock:

She is certain her Human Rights have been violated but not those of the original native Cypriot owner, so kindly dig deep and help this poor soul find her deserved justice right here…

https://www.gofundme.com/paulines-echr- ... nst-turkey
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Re: Fund a carpetbagger’s carpetbagging…

Postby DrCyprus » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:50 pm

I anonymously donated a picture of my middle finger.
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Re: Fund a carpetbagger’s carpetbagging…

Postby Get Real! » Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:05 pm

DrCyprus wrote:I anonymously donated a picture of my middle finger.

Cool... I donated Kurupet’s used tampon. 8)
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Re: Fund a carpetbagger’s carpetbagging…

Postby DrCyprus » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:48 am

Get Real! wrote:
DrCyprus wrote:I anonymously donated a picture of my middle finger.

Cool... I donated Kurupet’s used tampon. 8)


I thought that was part of your private collection of Cypriot antiquities. :D
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Re: Fund a carpetbagger’s carpetbagging…

Postby Kikapu » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:18 am

Get Real! wrote:Fund a carpetbagger’s carpetbagging…

Pauline the carpetbagger needs your financial support to win back a house stolen from her by some Turks from some a pseudo bank, the land of which was in turn stolen from a native Cypriot in 1974.

I know it’s hard to get your head around the multiple piggybacked thefts that took place in this story, but Pauline is hoping that you’ll condemn everyone else involved including the original native Cypriot owner and just hand her the money because she’s a good criminal and not the bad type.

You see, some years ago Pauline saw fit to move to the illegally occupied territory of Cyprus and pay a sum of money to some pseudo-Turko-agency for a house she knew all too well would stand on land expropriated by the Turkish invasion/occupation from a native Cypriot refugee.

She had no qualms with that… I mean… who gives a shit if it’s going out at a bargain price? What is she, the United Nations? She can’t solve people’s problems and besides… the original native Cypriot owner is probably dead by now anyway so who cares!

Anyway, she went ahead with it all and at some stage things got sour which led to some pseudo-court proceedings and a pseudo-outcome found her on the streets. Eager to fight the pseudo-system back and to her shock and horror she discovered that she can’t sue a fictional puppet regime because nobody recognizes it!

Oh shit... so now she wants to take Turkey (the criminal country that props up the puppet state) to... wait for it... the ECHR!!! :shock:

She is certain her Human Rights have been violated but not those of the original native Cypriot owner, so kindly dig deep and help this poor soul find her deserved justice right here…

https://www.gofundme.com/paulines-echr- ... nst-turkey


Fcuk man. No honour amongst thieves! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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