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If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby Get Real! » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:21 pm

If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics here’s who would win the GOLD

1. The Monathlon: Robin Hood
Unique accomplishment: Going around in circles all by himself!

2. The Chicken and Spoon race: Yialoser & Kurupet
Toss a rubber chicken in the midst of these two… and they’re off!

3. Purveyor of Nonsense: RW
The man who turned nonsense into an art form and everything else into… nonsense. :?

4. Most conjectures posted p/second: Paphitis
Holder of the most unique debating strategy “conjecture saturation”, this man’s staggering rate of fire is sure to leave opponents confused and disabled.

5. Mono-Block stacking: Sotos
Did you enjoy playing with Lego bricks as a child? Well some never stopped…

6. Hit and Run: CBBB
Just when you think it’s safe to have your say along comes the sneaky jaguar ready to pounce…

7. Asihtir delivery: B25
Fancy a good old fashioned Cypriot mouthful? You’ve come to the right place!

8. Sports Correspondent: Cap
Pretty much anyone who moves and gets a medal is good news to Cap.

9. Nose picking: Jerry
When nothing less than a good dig will do… you can count on Jerry to deliver the goods!

10. Extreme Lifestyles: Miltiades
Twice rejected National Geographic from producing an exclusive documentary, this man’s adventures are not for the faint hearted!


Now add your own boys & girls…
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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby yialousa1971 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:28 pm

11. And the gold goes to GR for being the fastest CHICKEN in the West. 8)
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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby Cap » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:44 pm

Sports Correspondent: Cap
Pretty much anyone who moves and gets a medal is good news to Cap.


That's correct.
We don't have much, but what little we have needs to be exposed.
Anyway....

George Achilleos fans moments before we clinched the Gold in Australia, 8)


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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby repulsewarrior » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:40 pm

...hey, it's my duty to talk sense, thank-you for the honor; as for style, i owe it all to you the readers, for Cyprus, and to you GR since i'm your "best" nightmare.

cheers :!:
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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby Jerry » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:21 pm

Nit and Shit picking, GR
For picking live ones out of his arse and feeding the cavity in his skull
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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby lonewolfcypriot » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:05 am

Good list GR but you forgot to include me :).
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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby Get Real! » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:19 am

lonewolfcypriot wrote:Good list GR but you forgot to include me :).

OK, but I hope you’re thick skinned… :)

11. Duration in mom’s basement: lonewolfcypriot
When a USB camera becomes a sexual preference…
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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby lonewolfcypriot » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:26 am

Get Real! wrote:
lonewolfcypriot wrote:Good list GR but you forgot to include me :).

OK, but I hope you’re thick skinned… :)

11. Duration in mom’s basement: lonewolfcypriot
When a USB camera becomes a sexual preference…

hahaha, love it!
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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby yialousa1971 » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:15 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:11. And the gold goes to GR for being the fastest CHICKEN in the West. 8)



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Re: If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics…

Postby kurupetos » Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:48 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:11. And the gold goes to GR for being the fastest CHICKEN in the West. 8)



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