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[Get Real!]

My special festive message to all my forum friends for 2018/19 is...

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[repulsewarrior]

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[kurupetos]

Merry Christmas!

[Humanist1]

Dear Compatriots of every linguistic background, I wish you all Happiness and Joy and a Very Happy New Year 2019. May God the Angels and all ascended being bring enlightenment to our political leaders and may we see our people unite.

Love Australia

[supporttheunderdog]

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends & colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other countries) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best Regards (without prejudice)

[Londonrake]

STUD. That’s very moving.

Have a hug.

It’s free. One size fits all and it can be easily returned.

[kurupetos]

Dear Compatriots of every linguistic background, I wish you all Happiness and Joy and a Very Happy New Year 2019. May God the Angels and all ascended being bring enlightenment to our political leaders and may we see our people unite.

Love Australia

Only Jesus Christ can save us. Merry Christmas.

[Zenon33]

Dear Compatriots of every linguistic background, I wish you all Happiness and Joy and a Very Happy New Year 2019. May God the Angels and all ascended being bring enlightenment to our political leaders and may we see our people unite.

Love Australia

Only Jesus Christ can save us. Merry Christmas.

And the Virgin Mary.

[Get Real!]

So, who do you suppose would play football on Christmas day?

Here are the only matches scheduled for today, worldwide!

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So if you’re a dumb enough Christian who hasn’t researched before signing a lucrative contract with a team like Maccabi, you’ll be in for a rude awakening when they inform that you won’t be getting an Xmas holiday!

[Lordo]

happy xristo yenna bayram to all those who believe jesus was the son of a virgin and it was possible that god and mary can have a baby without any "you know what i mean" right?