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You have 2 cows...

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jan 05, 2019 5:51 pm

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

DICTATORSHIP
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

TOTALITARIANISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHISM
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.

BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.

NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
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Re: You have 2 cows...

Postby Londonrake » Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You have 2 cows...

Postby kurupetos » Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:52 am

Who's Aris? :?

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