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CORONA ADVISORY

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:21 pm

The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.
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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby Kikapu » Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:34 pm

:lol:
CrookedRiverGuy wrote:The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby Londonrake » Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:01 am

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.


Or most Sunday mornings. :lol:
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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby miltiades » Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:09 am

All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:
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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby Londonrake » Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:32 am

miltiades wrote:All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:


Yes!


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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby CBBB » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:40 am

Londonrake wrote:
miltiades wrote:All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:


Yes!


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I'm self medicating!
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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby Londonrake » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:04 am

CBBB wrote:
Londonrake wrote:
miltiades wrote:All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep :lol:


Yes!


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I'm self medicating!



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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby Paphitis » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:16 pm

Sometimes I think the markets over react.

We have 1 death and they behave like its Armageddon and Black Plague as if its gonna wipe out half the world's population... :?

Seems to be sensationalized hype.
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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:41 pm

Paphitis wrote:Seems to be sensationalized hype.


Exactly, and that is why this ended up in the joke section :wink:

However, a worst case scenario for the monarchy of Australia could be half a million casualties. Oooops - forgot - this is the joke section
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Re: CORONA ADVISORY

Postby Londonrake » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:56 pm

If the Chinese would stop eating absolutely everything - often raw - sometimes including its entrails, the world would be a safer place.
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