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[CrookedRiverGuy]

The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.

[Kikapu]

The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.

[Londonrake]

The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are:
1. Sweating
2. Weakness
3. Diarrhoea
4. Stomach pain

Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.

Or most Sunday mornings.

[miltiades]

All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep

[Londonrake]

All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep

Yes!




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[CBBB]

All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep

Yes!




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I'm self medicating!

[Londonrake]

All of those symptoms I have experienced over half a century, but I have discovered the right antidote. It works like a dream and sends me to ....sleep

Yes!




.

I'm self medicating!

[Paphitis]

Sometimes I think the markets over react.

We have 1 death and they behave like its Armageddon and Black Plague as if its gonna wipe out half the world's population...

Seems to be sensationalized hype.

[CrookedRiverGuy]

Seems to be sensationalized hype.

Exactly, and that is why this ended up in the joke section

However, a worst case scenario for the monarchy of Australia could be half a million casualties. Oooops - forgot - this is the joke section

[Londonrake]

If the Chinese would stop eating absolutely everything - often raw - sometimes including its entrails, the world would be a safer place.