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...another relativity joke

Postby repulsewarrior » Sun May 03, 2020 9:03 pm

What came first, the egg or the brain?

...you have to know we are talking about chickens.
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Re: ...another relativity joke

Postby repulsewarrior » Mon May 04, 2020 7:50 pm

What is more important, the stomach or the brain?

...you have to know we are talking about assholes.
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Postby repulsewarrior » Tue May 05, 2020 4:34 am

...an antelope in the forest, sees an ant in the forest, and he says to the ant, do you want a lift?

...the ant not that far away, walks up to the antelope, taking a thousand steps to say, no thanks i prefer to walk.
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