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[Paphitis]

My wife desn't mind my beard but prefers the goatee style. I could fo that for the sake of holy matrimony in the Paphitis house.

but Mr's Pahitissa (but not a Paphitissa) has taken a rather violent exception to my winglets. When I told her that they are aerodynamic which creates lift as I wove forward at velocity which means I expend less energy walking or running and less wear and tear on my undercarriage. She gave me a very very very dark look and the kids went for cover!

I then tried to tell her that the winglets dampen the vortices and create less wake turbulence to other persons in my wake. She didn't understand. I said it was basic Physics. and I asked her if she did Physics at school. I told her she had no taste and that other girls have been giving me positive comments and think it suits me and that my whiskers are sexy and adorable. She didn't appreciate it. The hole just got bigger!

Then I was saved in the nick of time by my Koumbaro.

A bit of tension right now in the Paphitis household.

Please Milti, help me. I need relationship advice because I think Mrs Paphitissa (not really a Paphitissa) is going to go on strike.

I suddenly know where Mortdecai is coming from.

[miltiades]

Hairy faces are ok for monkeys and gorillas, also for Jihadists. " Fashion " is by far the most stupid human trait, to the extent that if shit became a fashion accessory there would be loads of fucking idiots, covering them selves from head to toe. Beards might be ok for old men, or even old ....women but on young men they are disgustingly ugly. So are ...tatoos by the way and body piercings.

[Paphitis]

Hairy faces are ok for monkeys and gorillas, also for Jihadists. " Fashion " is by far the most stupid human trait, to the extent that if shit became a fashion accessory there would be loads of fucking idiots, covering them selves from head to toe. Beards might be ok for old men, or even old ....women but on young men they are disgustingly ugly. So are ...tatoos by the way and body piercings.

Ugh...just out of the shower milti and just gave the mustache a nice comb and added some wax to hold some body and shape. Then, to get the twirls right, you need to apply the correct amount of wrist flick and roll plus add wax....it really is an art rather than a science apart from the basics in aerodynamics that is!

Anyhowe...daughter said I look like an Evzona. Yes she was a hit with the boys when they came down to Australia for Anzac Day. They got wonderful Kollokotroni mustaches. Absolutely stunning!

Now come on Milti, there is no denying that a sculptured beard, goatee, or mustache really gets the chicks going....well, except for Mrs Paphitissa that is.

I'm so proud of it. My twirls are only just starting at 1 month in. Another 2 weeks, and OMG! I will be fighting the girls off with a stick!

[miltiades]

A classy lady wouldn't touch you with a barge pole if you look like a chimpanzee.
Classy ladies prefer a man who ouzes confidence and charm not a hairy fucking monkey !!

[Londonrake]

Classy ladies prefer a man who ouzes confidence and charm ............

A couple of mill helps to grease the wheels a bit, too.

[Paphitis]

A classy lady wouldn't touch you with a barge pole if you look like a chimpanzee.
Classy ladies prefer a man who ouzes confidence and charm not a hairy fucking monkey !!

I've had many non classy women in my time.

I saved the class for the one I married.

[Paphitis]

Classy ladies prefer a man who ouzes confidence and charm ............

A couple of mill helps to grease the wheels a bit, too.

A couple of million? Is that all it takes?

All of Australia has 2 million on paper.

[miltiades]

Classy ladies prefer a man who ouzes confidence and charm ............

A couple of mill helps to grease the wheels a bit, too.

It is an undisputed fact. Money is by far the biggest and most potent aphrodisiac for a woman , where as for men , well for me., a pair of ...generous bristows , a good pair of legs, forget brains, and an attractive face.

[Kikapu]

Let’s face it, many women have bad taste in men. Have you seen some of the ugly out of shape some good looking sexy women go out with?

Men are far more fussy with the women they go out with than women do.

Women latch onto most men if they think they have got it made if the men let them, which is why many men go through many women before they settle with one around age 40 or later, but still have their eyes open for other possibilities.

You can’t alter the male sexual genetic blueprint no mater how “civilized” we may have become from the cavemen days or the women’s desire to have a male to reproduce.

[Paphitis]

Let’s face it, many women have bad taste in men. Have you seen some of the ugly out of shape some good looking sexy women go out with?

Men are far more fussy with the women they go out with than women do.

Women latch onto most men if they think they have got it made if the men let them, which is why many men go through many women before they settle with one around age 40 or later, but still have their eyes open for other possibilities.

You can’t alter the male sexual genetic blueprint no mater how “civilized” we may have become from the cavemen days or the women’s desire to have a male to reproduce.

I don’t have a problem with shape. My standard routine has altered but back in the gym and fit enough to run a marathon. Last time I did, I did it in 3 hours and 2 minutes. Hoping to go under 3 hours next time. But I do have a crisis over my facial hair. No taste whatsoever. She takes after the father in law who, like me, thinks men with beards are just to lazy to shave and that clean shaven is the standard in male grooming.

So mine has good taste then.

Anyhowe.... I have launched Operation Paphitis to win her over and smooth over the beard crisis which isn’t really a crisis as she likes my beard and thinks it is a distinguished look for me. She reckons I pull it off well. But she don’t like my moustache. Problem is, I love my moustache and waxed winglets.

So back to Operation Paphitis. I have a cunning plan! I just ordered my wife dome brand new European eye candy with all the fruit. Getting delivered in September. So I got to get her to take the old one in for a service on the day when the new one will be waiting for her covered in a red bow and a bottle of champagne waiting. She has to hand in the keys and get her new ones. Then I will arrive, moustache and all, to make sure all is ok.

Oh boy....I can’t wait to see the look on her face.

Of course I have to have the first drive to run the engine in properly.