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Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:04 pm

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Re: Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby Londonrake » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:39 pm

Alexei Navalny

Alexander Litivenko

Viktor Yushchenko

Vladimir Kara-Murza

Georgi Markov,

Sergei and Yulia Skripal (not to mention Dawn Sturgess of course. An "accident").

And many others, if you have the patience to research the subject.

All critics of Putin but examples of western attempts to "demonise" Russia of course.

Baaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
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Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:44 pm

Londonrake wrote:if you have the patience to research the subject.


moi??????
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Re: Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby Londonrake » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:45 pm

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:
Londonrake wrote:if you have the patience to research the subject.


moi??????


As one Pink Floyd fan to another.......................................................... :D
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Re: Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby Get Real! » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:49 pm

Londonrake wrote:Alexei Navalny

Alexander Litivenko

Viktor Yushchenko

Vladimir Kara-Murza

Georgi Markov,

Sergei and Yulia Skripal (not to mention Dawn Sturgess of course. An "accident").

And many others, if you have the patience to research the subject.

All critics of Putin but examples of western attempts to "demonise" Russia of course.

Baaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Ever heard of the Clinton Kill List?

https://americafirstpatriots.com/update ... -clintons/
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Re: Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:49 pm

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl (=this forum) year after year
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Re: Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby Londonrake » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:57 pm

Get Real! wrote:Ever heard of the Clinton Kill List?


No, actually. But not really a surprise. Despite the obvious anti-Trump movement I do think that Hilary stood a good chance of taking us to war. As I suspect does Biden. So. I'm not at all a Clinton fan. Fuckin' lawyers of course.

So, is that a sort of quid pro quo thing? I'm Kool with the concept of Putin sending the GRU to umpteen countries around the world to assassinate folk who say nasty things about him if people acknowledge that's what's going on. It's the "Russia denies" Jesuits that piss me off. Useful idiots.

So - you on the vino there? :wink:
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Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:53 am

Just for some balance

Vladimir Putin is hosting a summit with Donald Trump, Kim Jong-Un, and Justin Trudeau

As a part of the summit, Putin takes the three leaders to a wilderness area outside of Moscow and dismisses the press corps, and a large wolf in a cage is brought out.

"Friends, this savage wolf was trapped and brought from the wilds of Siberia just yesterday. I want to show you what kind of man I am."

Putin takes a pencil and puts it behind his ear. Then he unzips his pants and underwear and stands there butt naked in front of the three world leaders.

"Now, witness the strength of Russia."

He puts his stuff through the bars of the cage, and the wolf starts licking his balls. After a few minutes, the wolf starts to nibble with his teeth.. Putin endures it for several seconds, and then when the wolf finally latches on to his penis, he grabs the pencil from behind his ear and pokes the wolf in the eye with the eraser. As the wolf yelps, Putin pulls his package out from the cage and gets dressed.

"And that, gentlemen," Putin says as the gets over the pain, "is the strength and power of Russia. Now, show me what your nations are made of. Supreme Leader?"

Kim Jong-Un smiles and laughs and says, "No thank you, Mr. President, My, uh... wife would never forgive me."

Putin laughs politely and shrugs his shoulders. He then looks to Trudeau. "Mr. Trudeau? Canada has native wolves, show us the strength of Canada!"

The Prime Minister looks abashed. "Eh... no, no thank you, sir."

This time Putin can't withhold his grin. He finally turns to Donald Trump.

"Surely, the world's greatest superpower has a leader of great power! Show us the power of the United States of America!"

"I'll tell you what, Vlad, as I call you, I don't mind doing it, I'll be great at doing it, the very best. Just do me a favor, there's no need to poke me in the eye."
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Re: Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby Paphitis » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:30 am

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:
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Re: Drink! Iznot poizn!

Postby Paphitis » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:36 am

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:Just for some balance

Vladimir Putin is hosting a summit with Donald Trump, Kim Jong-Un, and Justin Trudeau

As a part of the summit, Putin takes the three leaders to a wilderness area outside of Moscow and dismisses the press corps, and a large wolf in a cage is brought out.

"Friends, this savage wolf was trapped and brought from the wilds of Siberia just yesterday. I want to show you what kind of man I am."

Putin takes a pencil and puts it behind his ear. Then he unzips his pants and underwear and stands there butt naked in front of the three world leaders.

"Now, witness the strength of Russia."

He puts his stuff through the bars of the cage, and the wolf starts licking his balls. After a few minutes, the wolf starts to nibble with his teeth.. Putin endures it for several seconds, and then when the wolf finally latches on to his penis, he grabs the pencil from behind his ear and pokes the wolf in the eye with the eraser. As the wolf yelps, Putin pulls his package out from the cage and gets dressed.

"And that, gentlemen," Putin says as the gets over the pain, "is the strength and power of Russia. Now, show me what your nations are made of. Supreme Leader?"

Kim Jong-Un smiles and laughs and says, "No thank you, Mr. President, My, uh... wife would never forgive me."

Putin laughs politely and shrugs his shoulders. He then looks to Trudeau. "Mr. Trudeau? Canada has native wolves, show us the strength of Canada!"

The Prime Minister looks abashed. "Eh... no, no thank you, sir."

This time Putin can't withhold his grin. He finally turns to Donald Trump.

"Surely, the world's greatest superpower has a leader of great power! Show us the power of the United States of America!"

"I'll tell you what, Vlad, as I call you, I don't mind doing it, I'll be great at doing it, the very best. Just do me a favor, there's no need to poke me in the eye."


I bet Pootin will even make Kim Kong Un nervous at this summit. :lol:
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