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When I was 13

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:53 pm

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Re: When I was 13

Postby Paphitis » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:35 pm

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.


I thought you were 13 now! Now you are telling me you’re older and even dated a girl and even went to college? Learn something knew everyday. :D

Oh wait, and you are also saying you were once 28 and 30? Gee...Who knew? :?
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Re: When I was 13

Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:42 am

Mate, take it from a 74 year old !! You can't beat a pair of big knockers :lol: :D Who.wants a ...brain in bed when feeling...horny :lol:
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Re: When I was 13

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:13 am

Paphitis wrote:I thought you were 13 now!


It didn't shock me that neither of your two brain cells understand a joke.
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Re: When I was 13

Postby erolz66 » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:18 am

also written entirely as an attempt at humour and nothing more.

are you married CRG ? Has your spouse seen this post ? How big are their tits ? :)
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Re: When I was 13

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:22 am

She will have no problem with that, she very well know my "30-year tragedy", so she will take it as a compliment ;-)
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Re: When I was 13

Postby Kikapu » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:50 pm

Most of us here can relate to this scene from the movie "Scent of a Woman".

Enjoy!

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