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by **Get Real!** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 5:32 pm

Get a load of this…

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/11/ ... -for-93000

So two uneducated individuals outsmarted a so-called “doctor” into buying “Aladdin’s lamp” for $93K!

No doubt this “doctor” will have watched all the Disney Aladdin cartoons at some stage of his life, and was convinced the lamp had to exist in real life!

But why did the police arrest the two men who sold him the lamp? I would’ve arrested the clown pretending to be a doctor when all the while he should’ve been locked up in a lunatic asylum!

:lol:

PS: I strongly believe that there’s a level of stupidity that should be a punishable offense and this “doctor” more than qualifies!

by **Maximus** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 5:48 pm

wouldnt you have asked for a demonstration first?

by **Get Real!** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 5:55 pm

Maximus wrote:wouldnt you have asked for a demonstration first?

I guess you’d be told that (according to the myth/story) you only get 3 goes!

But if reasoning is needed over a cartoon then one should ask why the seller hasn’t used the lamp himself to boost his fortunes... surely you can wish for more than $93K from the genie!

That fucking idiot must’ve been rubbing it all night until he got blisters! :lol:

by **Maximus** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:32 pm

It might have really been Aladdin's lamp though.

I definitely would have wanted a demo first and asked for $93K to buy it.

Then, I would have asked for infinite goes.

by **Londonrake** » Tue Nov 03, 2020 7:04 am

You need to be careful what you wish for.

If you asked for a life of leisure in Paradise, spending your time lazily fishing and drinking premium red wines. A gorgeous East European Wife and £1m to see you by ................. you could end up as Milti. :shock:

by **repulsewarrior** » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:26 pm

Londonrake wrote:You need to be careful what you wish for.

If you asked for a life of leisure in Paradise, spending your time lazily fishing and drinking premium red wines. A gorgeous East European Wife and £1m to see you by ................. you could end up as Milti.

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by **miltiades** » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:45 pm

Londonrake wrote:You need to be careful what you wish for.

If you asked for a life of leisure in Paradise, spending your time lazily fishing and drinking premium red wines. A gorgeous East European Wife and £1m to see you by ................. you could end up as Milti.

I have, on many occasions, stated that I'm the happiest man on planet earth, which incidentally was formed 4.54 BILLION years ago. Inspite of a health issue I remain happy, alas I eas made tpo sign a declaration that I shall refrain from drinking my red wine until.November 16th . As for ....sex, well I have forgotten the purpose of this act.

by **Kikapu** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:06 pm

The identity of the mysterious “doctor” who bought the Aladdin Lamp has been revealed. It turns out the so called “doctor” is Donald Trump, to use the lamp to make his 3 wishes should he lose the election and ALL lawsuits to try to steal the election. Well, the time has come for him to rub the lamp for the Genie to appear to make his wishes to have the election overturned so to remain as president in the White House. :wink:

Trump rubs and rubs and rubs the lamp and instead of a Genie appearing, it is Rudy Giuliani with hair ink running down his face asking for his $20,000 a day legal fees for losing all the legal cases.

Trump, WTF! :lol:

by **MR-from-NG** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:49 pm

Kikapu wrote:The identity of the mysterious “doctor” who bought the Aladdin Lamp has been revealed. It turns out the so called “doctor” is Donald Trump, to use the lamp to make his 3 wishes should he lose the election and ALL lawsuits to try to steal the election. Well, the time has come for him to rub the lamp for the Genie to appear to make his wishes to have the election overturned so to remain as president in the White House.

Trump rubs and rubs and rubs the lamp and instead of a Genie appearing, it is Rudy Giuliani with hair ink running down his face asking for his $20,000 a day legal fees for losing all the legal cases.

Trump, WTF!

Kiks, just had a reply to my PM from Lordo. He is doing well and may even make a show on CF one day. I do miss him if truth be told. Come back Lordo, the forum needs you.

by **Kikapu** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:01 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:
Kikapu wrote:The identity of the mysterious “doctor” who bought the Aladdin Lamp has been revealed. It turns out the so called “doctor” is Donald Trump, to use the lamp to make his 3 wishes should he lose the election and ALL lawsuits to try to steal the election. Well, the time has come for him to rub the lamp for the Genie to appear to make his wishes to have the election overturned so to remain as president in the White House.

Trump rubs and rubs and rubs the lamp and instead of a Genie appearing, it is Rudy Giuliani with hair ink running down his face asking for his $20,000 a day legal fees for losing all the legal cases.

Trump, WTF!

Kiks, just had a reply to my PM from Lordo. He is doing well and may even make a show on CF one day. I do miss him if truth be told. Come back Lordo, the forum needs you.

Great news, MR.

Yes, Lordo belongs here.

I hate to be the only foul mouthed TC here. :wink:

Ok, ok, you are not too far behind me! :lol: