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The Utah Conspiracy

Postby repulsewarrior » Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:11 am

...by now, you have heard of the strange monolith found in the USA by sheep counters in a barren wasteland where few if any one, ever traveled before.

Indeed the coordinates were kept hidden by the authorities, but needless to say, thanks to youtube, the message of its existence was just yesterday confirmed by other adventurers;



And yet, today it is gone.

...some very creative minds, here.
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby Londonrake » Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:41 am

Done it’s job here. Inducing intelligence in ants. Didn’t work with humans.

Now orbiting Jupiter, waiting for a visit from Ant Discovery One in a million years time, before the next phase. :D
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby Get Real! » Mon Nov 30, 2020 10:59 am

It was a clock planted some time ago by some weirdo "artist" who has since died, and the bar has since been stolen.

End of "conspiracy".
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby Kikapu » Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:57 pm

Trump supporters believe that Dominion machine has switched the Monolith’s location from a Red State to a Blue State. :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby repulsewarrior » Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:12 pm

...and it reappears, in Romania,

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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby Londonrake » Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:20 pm

I'll hazard a guess that mysterious monoliths will now start appearing all over the place.
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby repulsewarrior » Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:47 pm

If it's the same one, that's Art, (it would be mind-blowing in this Covid world). If it is a different one, this one is shabby compared to the first, (although it also has a nice view).

...copycats?
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby Londonrake » Tue Dec 01, 2020 7:17 pm

Seems that one too has disappeared. Only to turn up in..................... :D
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby repulsewarrior » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:40 pm

...seems like the Romanian monolith has disappeared in a mystrey, just as it had arrived.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkdan8/ ... ly_1773015

...Utah's monument may have been taken by four men with a wheelbarrow. Tens of adventurers who followed were a little late apparently.
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Re: The Utah Conspiracy

Postby repulsewarrior » Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:08 pm

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