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How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:20 am

You don't know?

That's OK I guess. Putin doesn't have a clue either.
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:35 am

CrookedRiverGuy wrote:You don't know?

That's OK I guess. Putin doesn't have a clue either.

:idea: Never ask premature questions my challenged friend, but use your head instead:

Q: How many Americans does it take to capture Kabul?

A: Well, after 20 miserable years the criminal yanks don’t wanna find out anymore as they threw in the towel once it surpassed umpteen millions! :lol:

Now they say it wasn’t worth the camel sex even! :shock:
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Paphitis » Mon Mar 07, 2022 6:33 pm

That;s not far Crooked! The question was far too difficult.

You need to start off with easier questions like:

How many trannies does it take to defend Kyiv?

Pootin knows the answer to that.
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Mar 07, 2022 7:14 pm

Paphitis wrote:That;s not far Crooked! The question was far too difficult.

You need to start off with easier questions like:

How many trannies does it take to defend Kyiv?

Pootin knows the answer to that.

Only the trannie did a runnie and is no longer in Kiev! :lol:

The trannie now sports new clothes and a fresh look every day… too much of the good life in Poland.
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Londonrake » Mon Mar 07, 2022 7:23 pm

Get Real! wrote:The trannie now sports new clothes and a fresh look every day… too much of the good life in Poland.


Another golden nugget. You seem to have this constant compulsion to express things in terms of sexual deviancy. Cucumbers up butts appearing regularly. Transsexuality. Faggots. A few others.

Freud had an explanation for it. Not one you'd be inclined to read though. The revelation would hurt the pride too much. :wink:
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Mar 07, 2022 7:44 pm

Londonrake wrote:
Get Real! wrote:The trannie now sports new clothes and a fresh look every day… too much of the good life in Poland.


Another golden nugget. You seem to have this constant compulsion to express things in terms of sexual deviancy. Cucumbers up butts appearing regularly. Transsexuality. Faggots. A few others.

Freud had an explanation for it. Not one you'd be inclined to read though. The revelation would hurt the pride too much. :wink:

Yes, I’m as straight as they come.

But feel free to post away... I like Freud. I may even surprise you...
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Paphitis » Tue Mar 08, 2022 1:29 am

Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:That;s not far Crooked! The question was far too difficult.

You need to start off with easier questions like:

How many trannies does it take to defend Kyiv?

Pootin knows the answer to that.

Only the trannie did a runnie and is no longer in Kiev! :lol:

The trannie now sports new clothes and a fresh look every day… too much of the good life in Poland.


Oh he is in Kyiv alright.
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Paphitis » Tue Mar 08, 2022 1:33 am

Get Real! wrote:
Londonrake wrote:
Get Real! wrote:The trannie now sports new clothes and a fresh look every day… too much of the good life in Poland.


Another golden nugget. You seem to have this constant compulsion to express things in terms of sexual deviancy. Cucumbers up butts appearing regularly. Transsexuality. Faggots. A few others.

Freud had an explanation for it. Not one you'd be inclined to read though. The revelation would hurt the pride too much. :wink:

Yes, I’m as straight as they come.

But feel free to post away... I like Freud. I may even surprise you...


Actually Get Real, you do seem to have a fascination with the penis, trannies and you are bit over the top with your homophobia.

Is there something you want to tell us?

Look, it's 2022, and in the west we support your right to come out and lift that burden from your shoulders. :D
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Get Real! » Tue Mar 08, 2022 7:52 am

Paphitis wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Londonrake wrote:
Get Real! wrote:The trannie now sports new clothes and a fresh look every day… too much of the good life in Poland.


Another golden nugget. You seem to have this constant compulsion to express things in terms of sexual deviancy. Cucumbers up butts appearing regularly. Transsexuality. Faggots. A few others.

Freud had an explanation for it. Not one you'd be inclined to read though. The revelation would hurt the pride too much. :wink:

Yes, I’m as straight as they come.

But feel free to post away... I like Freud. I may even surprise you...


Actually Get Real, you do seem to have a fascination with the penis, trannies and you are bit over the top with your homophobia.

Is there something you want to tell us?

Look, it's 2022, and in the west we support your right to come out and lift that burden from your shoulders. :D

:shock: You were the one admiring Zelensky’s “bulge” in his homo-video and was disappointed when I hinted his use of a “ballet/cricket guard” or whatever the hell they call those plastic things. :lol:
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Re: How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?

Postby Londonrake » Tue Mar 08, 2022 8:21 am

I've never suggested GR was a homosexual. Merely pointed out how he keeps returning to the theme when chucking insults around. I'm sorry - that doesn't narrow it down too much. :wink:

I find it odd. That someone who can show such compassion and charitability towards deprived families and kids here can be so indifferent about what's happening to civilians in Ukraine. A situation surely set to get worse? :?

It all apparently being nothing to do with Russia. If only the Ukrainians had surrendered to Putin at the outset all this bloodshed could have been easily avoided. Can't you see? It's so obviously their fault. Well, supported by the "filthy" West of course. Rather than down to an invading Russia's shells, rockets and bombs.

We need to get our perspective right.

Welcome to GR's world. :eyecrazy:
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