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Postby Lordo » Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:00 am

I was offered free flight tickets for the whole family all 27.5 of us yesterday evening to a surprise destination, went to the airport, handed in the baggage and settled in the aircraft. It started to approach the take=off strip and just as soon as it got there, it was instructed to return. The darn thing cancelled in the last second.
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Re: Free Flights

Postby Londonrake » Wed Jun 15, 2022 7:39 pm

Lordo wrote:I was offered free flight tickets for the whole family all 27.5 of us yesterday evening to a surprise destination, went to the airport, handed in the baggage and settled in the aircraft. It started to approach the take=off strip and just as soon as it got there, it was instructed to return. The darn thing cancelled in the last second.


Pity.

A lost opportunity for you to do very well in Rwanda, whilst spending a great deal of time each day on the internet, slagging the place off, concurrently supporting murdering dictators, various.
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Re: Free Flights

Postby Kikapu » Wed Jun 15, 2022 7:49 pm

Lordo wrote:I was offered free flight tickets for the whole family all 27.5 of us yesterday evening to a surprise destination, went to the airport, handed in the baggage and settled in the aircraft. It started to approach the take=off strip and just as soon as it got there, it was instructed to return. The darn thing cancelled in the last second.


I would have hijacked the plane and demanded that we take off to Rwanda. It must be Oasis there in comparison to the UK with valets, housekeepers and master chefs at our residence there. $100,000 credit card card limit paid by the UK along with unlimited cash from the ATM.

Lordo, you fucked up by turning back. :D
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Re: Free Flights

Postby Lordo » Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:02 pm

Kikapu wrote:
Lordo wrote:I was offered free flight tickets for the whole family all 27.5 of us yesterday evening to a surprise destination, went to the airport, handed in the baggage and settled in the aircraft. It started to approach the take=off strip and just as soon as it got there, it was instructed to return. The darn thing cancelled in the last second.


I would have hijacked the plane and demanded that we take off to Rwanda. It must be Oasis there in comparison to the UK with valets, housekeepers and master chefs at our residence there. $100,000 credit card card limit paid by the UK along with unlimited cash from the ATM.

Lordo, you fucked up by turning back. :D

I know, I can look at it in the future as my greatest regret in life.
However hijacking a plane there somehow I don't think I would have got the same reception. Probaply a firing squad would be waiting there.
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Re: Free Flights

Postby repulsewarrior » Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:17 pm

...it's the COVID's fault, don't blame yourself Lordo, damn supply chain broken; it's not the boris that's at fault, it's not as if he's spending his own money: the world is going to shit.
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