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Postby VEX8 » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:45 am

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Postby Leonidas » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:51 pm

Missed one bud :) Especially for the Cyprus forum.

Several will question the origin of the light bulb, then break it because they realized it was invented in the United States.

Their excuses is that, it must be evil and a threat to their freedom if it was invented in the USA!!!!
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Postby VEX8 » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:05 pm

3 more to blame the British for replacing the broken bulb with a good one even though they never broke it in the first place and it hasn't broken since.

1 to link the broken bulb to the fascist/ imperialist/ colonialist/ capitalist/ nazi fart attitudes of the Brittish and their desire to put Brittish bulbs in all sockets so ensuring world domination at the expense of those that prefered it dark.

No names mentioned.
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Postby Leonidas » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:11 pm

VEX8 wrote:3 more to blame the British for replacing the broken bulb with a good one even though they never broke it in the first place and it hasn't broken since.

1 to link the broken bulb to the fascist/ imperialist/ colonialist/ capitalist/ nazi fart attitudes of the Brittish and their desire to put Brittish bulbs in all sockets so ensuring world domination at the expense of those that prefered it dark.

No names mentioned.


LMAO vex.

Awesome comeback :)
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Postby Leonidas » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:14 pm

Here we goooo again. From Oil to screwing with the light bulb. LOL
What a way to start the day!!!!! :shock:
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Postby VEX8 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:35 pm

Leonidas wrote:Here we goooo again. From Oil to screwing with the light bulb. LOL
What a way to start the day!!!!! :shock:


Hiya Leonidas

I think i'm just gonna blow this forum mate. The people in here are way to fannatical for my liking. Like you said, you can't start a thread about any subject without someone equating it to the Cyprus issue. I've basically had enough of the Brit bashing.
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Postby Leonidas » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:44 pm

VEX8 wrote:
Leonidas wrote:Here we goooo again. From Oil to screwing with the light bulb. LOL
What a way to start the day!!!!! :shock:


Hiya Leonidas

I think i'm just gonna blow this forum mate. The people in here are way to fannatical for my liking. Like you said, you can't start a thread about any subject without someone equating it to the Cyprus issue. I've basically had enough of the Brit bashing.


I am with you bud. It has become a joke.
I m done dealing with them. F***ing unbelievable.
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Postby stuff » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:22 pm

quote]

I am with you bud. It has become a joke.
I m done dealing with them. F***ing unbelievable.[/quote]

and ı am expectig to see moderate people as a moderator here !apart from svetlana ,no moderator exists here .!
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Postby Leonidas » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:27 pm

stuff wrote:quote]

I am with you bud. It has become a joke.
I m done dealing with them. F***ing unbelievable.


and ı am expectig to see moderate people as a moderator here !apart from svetlana ,no moderator exists here .![/quote]

Piratis is a moderator. Yet he posts propaganda and provocative cartoons. Even he picture Avatar is provocative.
BUTTTTTTT
He is a moderator. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Rude Gal » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:12 pm

Don't gooooooooooooooo! What we gonna do? Sit in the dark?

Well, the dark can be good for some things... :lol:

OK, I digress.
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