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Some NICE valentine msgs

Postby kitcat » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:59 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

I Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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Re: Some NICE valentine msgs

Postby The Italian » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:47 am

kitcat wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

I Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime





hi hi hi very funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Greek goddess » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:49 am

nice i will use some of them
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