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HE ASKED FOR IT!

Postby Leonidas » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:52 pm

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary!

The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'

"Yeah?" she replies.
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff at Last.'"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Re: HE ASKED FOR IT!

Postby Greek goddess » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:51 am

[quote="Leonidas"]Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary!

The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'

"Yeah?" she replies.
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff at Last.'"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)[/quote]
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Postby dms007 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:55 am

well you can just laugh, it is simpler....you dont have to quote and then laugh
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Postby stuff » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:13 pm

:idea:
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