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Postby davidp » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:20 pm

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (since hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within a one hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologise when obviously wrong and had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!
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Postby Leonidas » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:37 pm

davidp wrote:Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (since hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within a one hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologise when obviously wrong and had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!


Good thing I don't drink. LOL
Hey this explains why some of my friends act that way. :shock:
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Postby davidp » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:18 pm

Strangely enough i have some friends like that too.

Just as well i'm a tootittler, er; tietrootler, er; teetoatler;;
oops gotta go sit on the toilet - ah! too late

:oops: :oops:
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Postby Leonidas » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:36 pm

davidp wrote:Strangely enough i have some friends like that too.

Just as well i'm a tootittler, er; tietrootler, er; teetoatler;;
oops gotta go sit on the toilet - ah! too late

:oops: :oops:


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Greek goddess » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:28 am

Funny that only men find this amusing. :shock:
is that a case of simple minds simple pleasures? :lol:

Also I wonder why all of you then lust uncontrollably over creatures that

[quote="davidp"]gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologise when obviously wrong and had to sit down while urinating. quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ha Ha

Postby Leonidas » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:38 pm

Greek goddess wrote:Funny that only men find this amusing.

Also I wonder why all of you then lust uncontrollably over creatures that



Not all men find it amusing Goddess :wink: Ask your dad Zeus. Him and I go back lol

What do you mean on LUST uncontrollably?? Who is all of YOU?
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Postby Greek goddess » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:51 pm

Leonidas wrote:
Greek goddess wrote:Funny that only men find this amusing.

Also I wonder why all of you then lust uncontrollably over creatures that



Not all men find it amusing Goddess :wink: Ask your dad Zeus. Him and I go back lol

What do you mean on LUST uncontrollably?? Who is all of YOU?


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Postby dms007 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:42 pm

If a man is not attracted to a woman then something is terribly wrong with him......
how can someone look at something beautiful and turn away?
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Postby Greek goddess » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:47 pm

dms007 wrote:If a man is not attracted to a woman then something is terribly wrong with him......
how can someone look at something beautiful and turn away?


You don’t say. :shock: :shock:
You know I always wonder why people keep staring and staring and staring :lol: :lol:
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