The Best Cyprus Community

Skip to content


BLONDE

We all need a good laugh.

BLONDE

Postby VOID » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:27 am

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."!

Homer took the money. . .

:roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
User avatar
VOID
Member
Member
 
Posts: 113
Joined: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:04 pm
Location: lca

Postby Natieuk » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:18 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA very very good one BRAVO
Natieuk
New Member
New Member
 
Posts: 23
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:36 am
Location: Banff


Return to Jokes and Enigmas

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests