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Postby VOID » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:52 am

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid
of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped
the cat there. The cat was already walking up the
driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks
away but the same thing happened.

He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat
kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to
drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right and so
on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot
and dropped the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked
her, "Lynn is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?"
answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that
cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions."
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