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by **Get Real!** » Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:05 pm

Londonrake wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Londonrake wrote:
Get Real! wrote:The Brits have finally figured out what constitutes a “woman”…

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wi ... -120854059

Well, who would’ve known that you gotta have a VAGINA!

Groundbreaking research...

Oh give them that Nobel Prize in Science already!!!

No! You're stereotyping. I managed to work it out when I was 14.

So your naughty wondering hand went up a skirt, eh... that's science right there!

No. She was a mature 17 year old. She shoved me against the school wall and whispered "Gimme some sugar Baby" in my ear. I didn't stand a chance. I was just a kid.

And I presume you had no qualms about it…

by **Londonrake** » Thu Apr 17, 2025 6:57 am

Get Real! wrote:And I presume you had no qualms about it…

Of course not but………….they tell me the Wokes can get you compensation for that sort of thing.

by **Get Real!** » Thu Apr 17, 2025 3:31 pm

Some African dude and his homemade “helicopter”…

https://theworldwatch.com/videos/162972 ... f-waiting/

The poor guy doesn’t realize why propellers are designed the way they are to give lift so he’s just using straight metal bars! :lol:

However, he may be onto something as it looks more like something to help the constipated than a flying machine!

But so far orders are not pouring in…

by **Londonrake** » Thu Apr 17, 2025 4:34 pm

Get Real! wrote:Some African dude and his homemade “helicopter”…

https://theworldwatch.com/videos/162972 ... f-waiting/

The poor guy doesn’t realize why propellers are designed the way they are to give lift so he’s just using straight metal bars!

However, he may be onto something as it looks more like something to help the constipated than a flying machine!

But so far orders are not pouring in…

I saw that. What a Wuss. Tom Cruise does it all the time.

by **Get Real!** » Sat Apr 19, 2025 3:19 pm

Weird and funny stuff…

Forceful Ukrainian conscription snatcher prevented by victim’s dog…

https://theworldwatch.com/videos/162979 ... y-his-dog/

Beautiful formations in the sky somewhere over Canada…

https://theworldwatch.com/videos/162978 ... ian-shore/

It’s interesting how “UFOs” have improved lately in line with advancements in laser technology!

by **Get Real!** » Tue Apr 22, 2025 12:33 am

Have I ever mentioned that I’ve got the hots for the Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman, Maria Zakharova?

https://cdn-media.tass.ru/width/1020_b9 ... 443329.jpg

Yeah well, she’s 49... I’m 59... it’s a match made in heaven I tell you!

by **Londonrake** » Tue Apr 22, 2025 7:29 am

Christos anesti!

OK, that’s it…………………. back to the grind. :lol:

by **Londonrake** » Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:42 pm

Get Real! wrote:Have I ever mentioned that I’ve got the hots for the Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman, Maria Zakharova?

https://cdn-media.tass.ru/width/1020_b9 ... 443329.jpg

Yeah well, she’s 49... I’m 59... it’s a match made in heaven I tell you!

Your link comes back with “…….server can’t be found”.

https://mid.ru/en/press_service/dip/director/

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by **Get Real!** » Tue Apr 22, 2025 2:06 pm

Londonrake wrote:Your link comes back with “…….server can’t be found”.

Well today I can still view the image I linked to yesterday… perhaps your phone/device needs to have its seemingly overzealous security settings turned down a notch or two.

Look in the options.

by **Londonrake** » Tue Apr 22, 2025 2:19 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Londonrake wrote:Your link comes back with “…….server can’t be found”.

Well today I can still view the image I linked to yesterday… perhaps your phone/device needs to have its seemingly overzealous security settings turned down a notch or two.

Look in the options.

OK. Then again, it could just be another of my Swinecunt wallowing in a filthy sty things.

Either way, she’s a fit lady. Smart too. PHd in history. :shock:

If anything’s going to bring on a bit of ED………..