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Postby greek.god » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:31 pm

:D Wonders will never cease. I have recently been offered employment at one of the Embassies in Cyprus working as a Security Specialist. As I sit here and sip on my cognac and imbide in a Cuban cigar I cannot but feel blessed to be coming to Cyprus. I have lived in Norway for the last 14 years working for NATO and I cannot wait to come to live in the sunshine and great community of Nicosia. Norway has been great but I have to tell you that Norway is the last unknown Communist Country. They claim they are Socialists but I currently pay 55% tax on my income. Yeah, that is right 55 percent. Medical care is free except for an upfront deductible and they you wait in line for days. A glass of beer is 7 U.S. dollars and we pay close to $7 dollars a gallon for gas.

The salaries are exceptional and the life is great if you can afford it. The weather sucks and the people are xenophobic, if you are not Norwegian, you ain't shit. It is almost impossible to find employment as a Non Norwegian Citizen. I have been very fortunate to find the right connections....I look forward to coming to Cyprus....not only for the weather, gregarious citizens, great food, but also to live my life as it was intended. My salary is generous by Cypriot standards, I have a great wife and I am looking forward to living a great life. If anybody needs anything from Norway, please do not hesitate and ask. I will do my utmost to comply. This forum has been great and I have learned a lot from reading all the posts. Have a fantastic day. Can't wait to get to Cyprus. A soul who has found his calling.
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Postby andri_cy » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:33 pm

Good luck with everything :)
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Postby Sotos » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:40 am

Good lcuk greek god ! Are you from Greece or Cyprus?
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Re: Job Offer

Postby TheCabbie » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:31 am

greek.god wrote:...If anybody needs anything from Norway, please do not hesitate and ask...


One of those tall blonde chicks with big tits that can do the Karma Sutra in a day would be nice.... :D

(Well you did ask :? )

Good luck in Nicosia, I've also been offered a well paid job there and it looks like we'll be moving within the next month.
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Postby greek.god » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:09 pm

Yes, I am a first generation Greek American. As far as the tall blonde with the boobs goes, if you send the chloroform and a big box...I'll see what I can do?
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