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[davidp]

A man walks into a pub in England (you'll see why it has to be location specific in a minute) and sits down at the bar, after a few sips of his pint, he realises he is out of cigarettes. He goes over to the machine and inserts his coins fully expecting a pack of 20 to drop out, but instead, the machine says to him "You f**king ugly disgusting b**tard, you stink" and keeps his money. Shocked, he goes back to his seat and the barman has put out some peanuts for him. As he sits down, the peanuets say to him "Nice shirt mate, you're looking great tonight". The man is understandably confused and tells the barman what has just happened, the barman replies "aah, yes, the cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary".

[Kira27967]

Unfortunately, I do get this joke...........but then I am sad.lol

[Mills Chapman]

one definition of "out of order" = very rude
one definition of "complimentary" = someone who says good things about you

Out of order also means "not working."
Complimentary also means "free."

[davidp]

Unfortunately, I do get this joke...........but then I am sad.lol

Not sad Kira but you need to get out more