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[littlemiss]

Teacher to class,- what does your dad do at weekends? Little
johny - he's a pole dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the moneys right
he lets punters bang his arse & gives them blow jobs
Teacher pulls him to one side & said Johnny is that true? No miss he
goes to watch Totenham but I’m to embarrassed to say that.

2 nuns being attacked and raped in a lane.
First nun says" god forgive them for they know not what they do"
second nun says "oh god this one does!

It goes in dry & comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger it gets,
when it comes out it drips & sags. Its not wot u think....
Its tetley tea bags

Blonde phones the fire brigade and says her house is on fire.
The fireman asks 'how do we get there?'.
HELLOO!, she replies, 'In the fuckin big red truck!!'

Kylie, Elton John and Robbie Williams walking along
the street.Kylie trips jamming her head in some railings.
Robbie pulls her knickers down fucks her senseless.
He turns to Elton says your turn but Elton starts crying.
What's wrong asks Robbie? Elton sobs and says
'my head won't fit in the railings

An irish man was chatting a girl up in a bar, he asked her
back to his flat, she said sorry i'm on my menstrual cycle he said
thats ok i'll follow you on my Moped.

[Greek goddess]

Especially the first one the child must be an ARSENAL fan