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a few interesting facts

Postby littlemiss » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:54 pm

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood
plasma.


No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.



Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.


You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.



Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age! or
older.



The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.


The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from
each salad served in first-class.



! Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is
normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)


Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.



Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!



PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!


The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, ! not down stairs.



A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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Postby Kartal_Aetos » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:54 am

lol...hilarious....i hope u didnt sit there experimenting this stuff...i guarantee you every1s gonna go looking for a king of hearts...lol
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Re: a few interesting facts

Postby GG » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:27 pm

littlemiss wrote: Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.


You been watching too much porn.
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Postby dms007 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:45 pm

and the wrong kind of porn too..... :lol:
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Postby littlemiss » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:09 pm

lol na my dad has he sent this to me, now i wont tell mum eh?
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Re: a few interesting facts

Postby Supertrotter » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:42 pm

littlemiss wrote: And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)


Well, certainly talk through it............
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Re: a few interesting facts

Postby Snad » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:25 pm

GG wrote:
littlemiss wrote: Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.


You been watching too much porn.





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