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[Leonidas]

A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she
saw an old bottle. She picked it up and while she was rubbing
the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. I'm a
one wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the
Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world
peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of
years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five
hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it
can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house
cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family.
Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is
what I wish for ... a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the fucking
map."

[Natty]

Thats class!! HAhAHAHAHAHAH!!

[Kikapu]

A man is walking along the Californian coast and comes across a Genie in a bottle, and upon releasing the Genie, he was asked to make a wish, which the man said, you know, I love going to Hawaii a lot, but I hate to fly or go by boat, so could you build me a road so that I can drive there. The Genie said, you got to be kidding me, I mean, that's 2,000 miles of roadway above the water, just cant be done, so ask me another wish. The man then asked the Genie, Ok, in that case, just tell be how does the mind of a women work, and after few seconds of pause from the Genie, he said to the man, "did you want that road to be 2 lanes or 4".

[Jerry]

Paddy was walking along the beach, he picked up a bottle removed the cork and a genie popped out. "I've been stuck in there for 5,000 years, thanks for letting me out, you can have two wishes" said the genie. Paddy asked for a bottle of Guinness and poured himself a drink. No sooner had he emptied the bottle than it filled up again - it was an everlasting bottle of Guinness! "what would you like for your second wish?" asked the genie.
"I'll have another bottle like that" came the reply

[rulla]

this prostitute went to her acountant to fill her tax form in, He asked what he should put down as her ocupation.she replied put down prostitute he said no way lady i cant do that give me another name for it she said how about street walker.NO way lady i cant put that down.hmmmmmmmm how about a farmer she replied he sais what has farming got to do with being a prostitute? Well she sais i raised five thousand cocks last year!

[Kikapu]

this prostitute went to her acountant to fill her tax form in, He asked what he should put down as her ocupation.she replied put down prostitute he said no way lady i cant do that give me another name for it she said how about street walker.NO way lady i cant put that down.hmmmmmmmm how about a farmer she replied he sais what has farming got to do with being a prostitute? Well she sais i raised five thousand cocks last year!

This joke has been done already. Check out "Income tax for a hooker".

[rulla]

oops ok sorry guys

[Kikapu]

oops ok sorry guys

No, please that is fine, you just have to write another joke to replace the last one.!!